Blogs Suck Ass For $800, Alex

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October 5, 2009

Don’t try to out circlejerk blogs. You’ll just stand there with a sore, flaccid penis, throbbing balls, a pool of cum on your shoes and disappointment in your eyes as blogs continue to easily shoot out load after load of inanity. Blogs can make a noose out of vapidness, loop it through the rafters of […]

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