Pussy-dos

Remember the good ole days when chicks had hair on their cunts? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to seem like some deranged social deviant who doesn’t love the look of a 10 year old’s pussy. I’m not a weirdo ok–I can’t get enough of the pre-pubscent, status quo snatch. Every chick in the […]

Quantum computing? DNA sequencing? Deep Space exploration? No. Over the last 20 years the achievements in those pale in comparison to the advancements humanity has made in passive aggressiveness. Silently unfriending, blocking from online feeds, not returning likes. Jesus, the leaps in conveying subtle resentment through emojis alone is amazing.