Award Winning Worthlessness

I’ve explained the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man Shitty Blog Theory before: if you can imagine a shitty blog—it’s already been created. Here’s a quick example off the top of my head: a blog about vegan pets. It’s so shitty I am certain something like it exists. And 15 seconds later, I found that it does: […]

Sometimes in life you're the strap-oner. Sometimes you're the strap-onee. Most times though, you're just the metaphorical guy watching a bunch of fucks sodomizing each other with molded plastic.