I Ate That?

Whoa, holy shit when did I eat that? Look at that. Jesus Christ, how’d that get in there. I don’t remember that at all. That just doesn’t make sense.

Turds In My Poop?

Wait a minute. Oh wait. Maybe…Ok Ok, now it makes sense.

Yeah, that’s right. I had a midnight snack that consisted of turds. That’s why that’s in my stool. Never mind, false alarm.

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