There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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There are people who are destined to die in a certain way, like Peter Johnson on Hwy 69. Then there are people like Ryan Beckman here who take fate and their life into their own hands and drive themselves off the road in a single car accident at 2 in the morning. A lot of the crosses I find either don't have any story I can find or have a sad one detailing how a drunk driver killed them or was taken out by some sleepy fuck who crossed the median. Mr. Beckman here, isn't the case.

His is a refreshing tale of a young man who killed himself, and only himself, thru shitty driving. That's what my project is truly about. I like making fun of plastic crap and shitty crosses on the road no matter the story behind them. But when the story is about a "tragedy" caused by the driver himself just being a shitty driver and not taking anyone with him, well, thats better than chocolate covered boobs.

Direct all hate mail to jason@porkjerky.com and remember to attach naked pictures of your grandmother to guarantee a quick response. The more pink the better.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.