There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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The story of Clark Waldram is a sad one. But the picture, to use a biblical phrase, "cracks me the fuck up". Holy drunk drivers that's a good picture. Its' the photographical equivalent of Peter Johnson Dying on Highway 69. It seems so easy you think it was made up. But that billboard was really there, 50 feet from Clark's cross.

Perhaps it is there because of Clark, if so, that just makes the whole thing that much funnier. For 1, its too fucking late. For 2, buckling up a life jacket wont protect you in an automobile accident. For 3, the billboard itself looks like it won a 1st grade art contest on safety. And finally, even seat belts won't protect you from alcholics driving head into your motorcycle at 60 mph. Its a medical fact.

Yes, please do what you are thinking about doing. The address is jason@porkjerky.com. I can't have a 'Hate Mail From Dumbfucks' page without help from people like you.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.