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Memorial For Lil John & Jay

Lil John and Jay must truly be proud of the art their deaths created. This picture is almost the quintessential roadside cross pic. It's got everything you need---3 crosses, shitty plastic flowers, a dumbass in a ditch, and in the background--a panoramic view of a 1982 Frontier Mobile Home. The only thing missing is some skid marks, beer cans, some Wendy's trash, and of course, an american flag--just in case you couldn't tell this wasn't truly an all-american picture anyway.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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