There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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The only thing worse than a plain white shitty cross with one crappy plastic flower and nothing to identifiy who died there is an overly decorated white shitty cross with tons of plastic flowers and a fucking resume attached. You can't read it from the pic, but the world lost a gem when Stephanie got plastered against those rocks. She enjoys being in band, cheerleading, not wearing seat belts, being on student council, driving fast, youth church group and *NSYNC.

Or maybe its a personal ad because It also says she was a 17 year old naturally blonde Aries. Unfortunately for potential employers and necrophilic suitors, she has no last name nor contact information, but salary is negotiable and she is "open to whatever happens between us--friends or more! :) ".

I am one misspelling filled hate mail away from repenting, apologizing and giving my life over to christ. Send yours to jason@porkjerky.com. I am sure it will be the one.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.