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Please, for the love of delicious cock, put a name on your fucking shitty crosses, people. Why go through all the trouble of nabbing 2 pickets from your neighbor's fence, stealing some fake flowers out of the local graveyard and carefully throwing it all in a pile besides the roadway where your loved one died if you're not going to spend the 10 seconds to spray paint or sharpie their misspelled name on it? If any of the anonymous crosses are for one of your shitty driving loved ones (or their victims), please correct this travesty by filling out the Porkjerky.com Roadside Memorial Submission Form and then, of course, as usual, kill yourself.

As openly a callous prick that I am, it amazes me that people still overestimate my ability to care or think that I value their opinions. Prove me right at jason@porkjerky.com.