If you have a death wish, own a motorcycle and want to get on this site; then play the odds and drive like an idiot to zip code
64053. An affinity for drinking and speeding
aren't necessary, but can't hurt. This memorial makes the 3rd one I've found in this delipadated, postal defined area of Independence
for guys who ate it while playing Easy Rider.
The one above is for Jimmie
Ferguson's and is about a 1/2 mile southeast of Clark Waldram's
cross and a mile west of Kevin Shields' memorial. Like
Kevin, Jimmie was the only one involved in his accident. Like Clark,
Jimmie's was an 'alcohol-related fatality' (what a glorious term. Check out
Clark's page on my site to be disgusted by what 'alcohol-related
fatality' truly means). Probably.
I can't say for certain. I can just quote the article I found for Ferguson's
death where the cops suspected that alcohol was a factor in Jimmie's accident. How is it that the police can immediately know to 5 significant digits
the alcohol content of your blood by just using your breath on a machine all cruisers carry? However once you die, especially if its in the middle of the
night and only you are involved in the crash, the cops don't give a rancid shit about finding out if you had one too many. Why is that?
Oh, that's right, they don't make any money ticketing corpses. If they did Shittypendence, MO (now that's how you fucking portmanteau) would have
a few more bucks to wipe clean its 64053 butthole.