There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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What a bunch of salivating dogs we are. Action-->thoughtless reaction. Action-->thoughtless reaction. Its a god damn reflex. Car crash-->construct a shitty memorial. We are a nation of cross buidling robots. Action-->thoughtless reaction. I think people can't not do it.

What the fuck did humanity turn to for guidance before cliches were cliche and traditions were tradition? Its like the part of the brain that handles involuntary functions is switched on whenever a loved one dies by a roadway: Time to build and/or buy a fucking crosses. No need to really personalize it other than putting their name on it with fabricated lettering. All you need to do is paint the cocksucer white, beat it into the ground where you think they died, then return home and await further instructions on how to live life by turning on the television.

You're 100% right--Violence solves a lot of problems. Of course its best to first threaten and graphically explain said violence. Use jason@porkjerky.com to start the process on me.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.