There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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This is interesting, what a formal cross. Not just plain "McAdams". Not even the generic "Ms. McAdams". It had to be "Mrs. McAdams". And the interesting ends there.

After about a month of searching for something on this cross with nothing to go on but the city it was in and "Mrs. McAdams", I finally found the story. And it's pretty god damn dissappointing. I cached the article if you want to waste your time reading it.

Basically, Lori McAdams was pronounced dead at the hospital after she was Life Flighted from the scene of a 3 car accident. That's it. While a 3 car accident screams "shitty driving murderer", I have no one to blame. No gory details. No court case information. Just a shitty cross with an equally crappy story.

So, If you or someone you love is Lori McAdams murderer or victim, please write me at jason@porkjerky.com and get the appropriate pity (blame) that you (your loved one) deserve(s).

You're 100% right--Violence solves a lot of problems. Of course its best to first threaten and graphically explain said violence. Use jason@porkjerky.com to start the process on me.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.