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A Waffle house, and an Iron Skillet? A Frosty and a Peanut Buster Parfait? A Frisco Burger And A Po'Boy? Never in my wildest Sim City dreams.

And how's this for irony? Jim Aldrich was literally blocks from this heaven on earth called Oak Grove, Missouri when BAM. He takes an earth nap and gets sent to heaven.

Jesus, you cruel, cruel, sexy sick motherfucker.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.