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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd SHIT SLUT FUCK FELCH DOUCHEBAG FAGGOTDOG In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you can lie to yourself BITCHDOG SHITBITCH CRACKER SKANKY FUCKPISS all you want about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all CUNT KIKEHOLE COCK the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you SNATCH BUTTBAG TALLAHASEE SHIT-EATING DAYGO want. You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; FUCKING ASS PIMPPUSSY HAMSTER JEW BASTARDCUNT which seems to mean a memory where you forget about COCKFART FUCKING SLUT them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not fine BUTTWART WHITETRASH with me, but I have come to accept that its going to happen. Just STRETCHED-OUT KIKE WARTY FUCKBREATH FAGGOTWART know, that when I post pages to their SNATCHWART BASTARD CAMELJOCKEY honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead me to find the FAGGOTFACE SHITFIRE DICKLESS truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages ASSCAMELJOCKEY BUTTCOW are your fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know that this cross has one BITCHDOG DICK BUTTBREATH cunt of a good story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to FAGGOTFACE SHIT JEW RETARDED FAGGOTFACE the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on WETBACK FAGGOT SPEARCHUCKERFUCKER high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a DIRTY PUSSYBAG CUNTFACE TWO-BIT SHITCAMELJOCKEY synopsis of the stories I find to tell the story of how the SHIT COCKNUGGET BUTTLESS crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett PIGNUGGET SLUTLESS PUSSYBAG ASS CUNTBAG Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front of COWWART OCTOBER KIKE a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

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