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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not BLOWJOB CANUCK FAGGOTPISS The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one ASS GOOKSHIT SLUTFARTFUCKER PIGBREATH dies you can lie to yourself all you want about the WARTY SLANTEYED SLUT deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and COCK COCKWART SPIC SLANTEYED crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt DOGSLUT DICK SNATCH SHITCLITFACE a highway in their loving memory; which seems to mean SLANTEYED BASTARDCHINK BITCHCOCKHOLE a memory where you forget about them being a NIGGERPUSSY TOWELHEAD JIZZ COCKFUCK PIGSLUT universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not fine with me, but CUNT TWAT TOWELHEAD COWDICK FART I have come to accept that its going BITCH COCK ASS FAGGOT OREGANO BASTARDFACE to happen. Just know, that when I post pages to PISSSHIT TWAT FELCH ASS their honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead me to BUTTWHITETRASH NIGGERHOLE find the truth about how your retarded loved FUCKEATER COCKBREATH FUCKBAG FUCKING PUSSY one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface CUNTBAG LINOLEUM KIKE BASTARDPIG like that, you fucking know that this cross has one cunt of SHIT-EATING SPEARCHUCKER a good story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to SHITNUGGET PUKEFAGGOT AARDVARK JEW the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 DICKLESS JIZZNUTS ASSMONKEY seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of WHOREHOLE FAGGOTWART STRUNG-OUT SNATCHFAGGOT the stories I find to tell the story of how SLUT BASTARDCHINK TWAT MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY the crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I JEW WHORE STRUNG-OUT SANDNIGGER found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front of a tractor-trailer MONKEYWART COCK GOOKDICK DICK after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of BASTARDBUCKET FAGGOT Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

As openly a callous prick that I SNATCH NASTY PUSSY DIRTY SLUTBUCKET PIMPASS am, it amazes me that people still overestimate my ability to care or MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE FELCH ASS AARDVARK DUMB SLUTFACE think that I value their opinions. Prove me right at jason@porkjerky.com.