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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett BASTARDTWAT DOGLICKER ESKIMO BASTARDHOLE Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when SKANKY CHINK XYLOPHONE DICKJEW BUTTTWAT a loved one dies you can lie to yourself all you want BITCHFUCK MONKEYWART PUSSY about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched SLUTWETBACK BASTARDBREATH wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway WHITETRASH TWAT SHITTING DAYGO SLUTBREATH in their loving memory; which seems to mean a memory where you forget about them DICK DICKFAGGOTSHIT SNATCHNUGGET being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its TWAT DAYGO PISS VELVEETA CANUCK STUPID CHINK not fine with me, but I have come to accept that its going FAGGOT TOWELHEAD SANDNIGGER to happen. Just know, that when I post pages to their honest memory it is FELCH ASSPUKE JACKOFF PUKE PUKE because your publicity of them lead me to find the truth about how FAGGOT GOOK FUCKSLUT DOGFAGGOT DICK COCKSLUTWART your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface FUCKBREATH Q*BERT STRETCHED-OUT TOWELHEAD like that, you fucking know that this cross has one SNATCH WORTHLESS FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKING CUNT cunt of a good story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to CUNTHOLE SLUTDOG FUCKBUCKET DICK FAT DICKHOLE the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on CUNTPIG SLUTPUSSYFUCKER high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I JIZZ FAGGOTDOG XYLOPHONE SHITHOLE JIGABOO usually give a synopsis of the stories I find to tell the PUSSYHOLE JIZZNUTS FAGGOT FUCKING KIKEASS story of how the crosses got there, but this time BUTTFARTFELCHER FUCKBUCKET I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I FART FELCH FUCKING SHITPIMP found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in FAGGOTHOLE DUMB DICKFACE front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of HEB FAGGOTBAG SHIT-EATING KIKE Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

Please, only send constructive criticism to jason@porkjerky.com. Writing 'Go PUSSYPUKEFUCKER PUKE fuck yourself sideways', is only helpful if JIZZ DOGSUCKER CUNT SLANTEYEDSLUT you provide specific, self-sideways fucking details.