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Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd NASTY CAMELJOCKEY SHITFIRE SLUT HUMMUS FARTLICKER In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you can lie to BASTARDFARTASS VELVEETA GOOK TWAT PIMPSUCKER yourself all you want about the deceased. You STUPID CLIT FUCKBREATH can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers HEB ASSCLIT STRETCHED-OUT KIKE and crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway in their GUTTER PISS CLIT SHITBUCKET loving memory; which seems to mean a memory where you forget about them being FAGGOT WHITETRASH GUTTER SLUTBAG SHIT a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not BASTARD SNATCH NASTY FAGGOT FUCKING PUSSYLESS fine with me, but I have come to accept that its going to happen. Just know, SLUTPUSSY FELCH PURPLE TOWELHEAD that when I post pages to their honest memory it is because PIMPDICK WHORE CRACKER your publicity of them lead me to find the truth about how your retarded loved COWBUTT FUCKING PIGFACE BITCHFARTASS one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know SLUTNUGGET CRACKER CUNTDOG FAGGOTWART that this cross has one cunt of a good BASTARD HAMSTER WETBACKFUCKER BITCHASS story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 FAT JIGABOO Q*BERT ASS SHITMONKEY retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you might get DICK PUSSYNUGGET STALACTITE STUPID TOWELHEAD the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis CLIT NIGGER BASTARD DICKBUCKET PISSFELCHER of the stories I find to tell the story of how the JIZZ COCK DIRTY CUNTPUSSYFACE SHITDAYGO crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett WHORE WHORE BITCHSANDNIGGER Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front of a WHITETRASH FELCH FUCKBAG STRUNG-OUT CUNTHOLE tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of PUKE CHINK COCKLESS COCK Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.