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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest ASSJIZZ DICK FUCKJEW WORTHLESS BITCHFAGGOT Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you can WETBACKFAGGOT PURPLE ASS SHIT-EATING PUSSYDOG lie to yourself all you want about the deceased. FAT CLIT SNATCHFUCK COWFAGGOT You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you BUTTPIG GOOK JEW SHITFIRE SNATCH want. You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; which seems to mean BITCHHOLE CHINKCUNT SNATCH PISS GUTTER FUCK a memory where you forget about them being a universe class SPIC REFRIGERATOR FELCH dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not fine with me, PIGFUCKER CHINK NAPOLEON DICKESKIMO but I have come to accept that its going to happen. Just know, SLANTEYED STRUNG-OUT SANDNIGGER that when I post pages to their honest memory it is DOGPUSSY KIKE DICKFAGGOTSLUT BICYCLE COCKBITCH because your publicity of them lead me SHITLESS CUNTFARTHOLE COWFELCHER to find the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a BASTARDFACE BUTTBAG preface like that, you fucking know that this COCKCUNT CAMELJOCKEY HEB SHIT DICK cross has one cunt of a good story behind DAYGOSLUT BICYCLE STUPID ESKIMO it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th SHITTING WHITETRASH power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you CANUCK MONKEYHOLE RAGGEDY PISS might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually FAGGOT BITCHNUGGET give a synopsis of the stories I find to tell the story of how BITCHFUCKSHIT DICK DICKNUGGET the crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim GOOK FUCKPIMP TURNSTILE WHITETRASH from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out SNATCHBAG Q*BERT SPEARCHUCKERSHIT in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his FUCK PISSWART FUCK KIKE FAGGOTBUCKET pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

For your convenience, use jason@porkjerky.com to send all prayers for my FELCH WHORE DICK CANUCK WHORE TRAPEZOID BASTARDSPEARCHUCKER soul and salvation, as well as any idle threats (lawsuits, death, property, bodily harm, CUNTHOLE FAGGOTHOLE etc.) you need to make.