Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal
Honestly people, when PUKE SLUTBUTT BASTARDBREATH PISS a loved one dies you can lie to yourself all you want about the CUNTBUCKET DICK SPEARCHUCKER deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with
all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths DIARRHEA CANUCK SPIC JEW SACRAMENTO WETBACKNUGGET you want. You can even adopt a FAGGOT WORTHLESS FARTFACE PISSWART highway in their loving memory; which seems to mean a
memory where you forget about them FUCKFART JIZZ DOUCHEBAG CUNTPIG being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all SNATCHWHORE COCK COCKWART LINOLEUM TWAT of that. Its not fine with me, but I have come to accept
that DICKLESS CUNT SNATCH BITCH NASTY SNATCH its going to happen. Just know, that when I post pages to ESKIMOPUSSY BASTARD TAPIACO JACKOFF BITCHFAGGOTFUCKER their honest memory it is because your publicity of them CHINK MONKEYSUCKER JIGABOOWART FILTHY SNATCHHOLE lead me to find the truth
about how your retarded COCKDOG BITCHFELCHNUGGET GUTTER SHITBREATH loved one died. These pages are your fault.
With FELCH SLUTLESS ESKIMO FUCKING TOWELHEAD a preface like that, you fucking know that this cross has one cunt of SNATCH SLUT MONKEYPUSSY NIGGERFELCHER a good story behind it:
If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then DICK PUSSYFACE SHIT TURNSTILE MOTHERFUCKING SPIC add 3 retards, mix
in some brain damage and lobotomize on high FAGGOT OREGANO DICKDOG for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of
Brett Allen Hern. I usually give FAGGOT RHINOCEROUS TWAT a synopsis of the stories I find to tell the story of
how the crosses ASSFACE CRACKER FAGGOTBUCKET got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper
article I found:
"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old DOUCHEBAG SLUTFUCK DICKWART Independence man, ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his COCKBAG SHITBAG SLUTCOW SLUT SNATCHFUCKER pickup truck on the
shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."