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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not The PUSSY BASTARD COCK NASTY FAGGOT Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you CUNTSHIT STUPID FART RHINOCEROUS WHITETRASHHOLE can lie to yourself all you want about the deceased. You SANDNIGGER BITCHBUCKET TORONTO BUTTGOOK can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and SHITFACE DICK FUCK crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even GUTTER ASS SNATCH JIZZ SHITFIRE COCKFACE adopt a highway in their loving memory; which SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SHITDOG seems to mean a memory where you forget CHINK SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER COCK SLUTNUGGET about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKING SNATCHNUGGET OREGANO COCK that. Its not fine with me, but I have come PISS FUCKING SHIT BITCH CUNT FUCKWHORE to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when I post pages FAGGOT GUTTER ASSFACE to their honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead me to BASTARDBREATH COCK XYLOPHONE DAYGOEATER find the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are DOUCHEBAG FART FAGGOT TWAT WHITETRASH your fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know NIGGER PUSSYHOLE FART FUCKING HEB that this cross has one cunt of a good story behind FAGGOT NASTY BASTARDWHORE it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some DUMB SPIC BASTARDWART PIGPUSSY brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett COCK NIGGER FELCH FELCHCUNT Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the stories I find to SHIT SLUTPUSSYBUTT FUCKING SLUT TOWELHEAD tell the story of how the crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from PISS CHINKASS NIGGER PUSSYLESS STALACTITE SKANKY ESKIMO the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in ASS RAGGEDY CANUCKBREATH front of a tractor-trailer after parking his COCK FEBRUARY BITCHNUGGET FAGGOT pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

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