There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved CLIT STALACTITE FUCK SHITPUSSY one dies you can lie to yourself all you want JIZZ SLUTBUCKET SHIT BITCHCOW about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the DICK GOOK MOTHERFUCKING WHORE plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. FAGGOTWART SLUTCUNT You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; which seems to mean JIZZDICK SPEARCHUCKER RAGGEDY JEW GOOK a memory where you forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can GUTTER CANUCK WHITETRASH MONKEYFUCKER do all of that. Its not fine with me, but I have come MONKEYSUCKER COCKWART SLUT to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that PUSSY SNATCH SNATCHPIG when I post pages to their honest memory it is CUNT CUNT FART VELVEETA FAGGOTDICK because your publicity of them lead me BUTTFUCK SLANTEYED FAGGOTCOW KIKE SLUT to find the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are WORTHLESS TOWELHEAD TWAT ASSBUCKET your fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know FUCK CAMELJOCKEY WHORE SHITFIRE SLUTTWAT that this cross has one cunt of a good story SLUTCUNT BITCHLESS RAGGEDY DICK behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 SLANTEYED CUNT BITCH retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on SANDNIGGER COWSUCKER TAPIACO WHORE high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. ASSNUGGET BUTTWART COCKBREATH FAGGOT I usually give a synopsis of the stories ASS PUSSYBUCKET FUCKSHITWART CHINK I find to tell the story of how the crosses got there, ASSWHITETRASH SACRAMENTO DICKBUCKET but this time I am copying verbatim from the DOGFACE SNATCHHOLE STALACTITE DUMB FUCKSUCKER newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, CUNTFELCHHOLE OCTOBER GOOK BASTARD TOWELHEAD ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after JACKOFF FUCKWART PIMPFUCKER parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

I'm not above apologizing for any errors I have made. However, I'm WHORE SLUTLESS FAGGOT also not above wishing AIDS and gang rape on WARTY ASS BUTTFELCHPUSSY FART you and your family if you incorrectly COCK TWAT BICYCLE DOGDICK FUCK assert I've made errors. Email me at jason@porkjerky.com PIMPDICK LINOLEUM WHITETRASH CAMELJOCKEY to point out any errors I have made. Just be certain I've made ASSFACE BUTTSHITSLUT OCTOBER CAMELJOCKEY errors.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.