Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal
Honestly people, when a loved CLIT STALACTITE FUCK SHITPUSSY one dies you can lie to yourself all you want JIZZ SLUTBUCKET SHIT BITCHCOW about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with
all the DICK GOOK MOTHERFUCKING WHORE plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. FAGGOTWART SLUTCUNT You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; which seems to mean JIZZDICK SPEARCHUCKER RAGGEDY JEW GOOK a
memory where you forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can GUTTER CANUCK WHITETRASH MONKEYFUCKER do all of that. Its not fine with me, but I have come MONKEYSUCKER COCKWART SLUT to accept
that its going to happen. Just know, that PUSSY SNATCH SNATCHPIG when I post pages to their honest memory it is CUNT CUNT FART VELVEETA FAGGOTDICK because your publicity of them lead me BUTTFUCK SLANTEYED FAGGOTCOW KIKE SLUT to find the truth
about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are WORTHLESS TOWELHEAD TWAT ASSBUCKET your fault.
With a preface like that, you fucking know FUCK CAMELJOCKEY WHORE SHITFIRE SLUTTWAT that this cross has one cunt of a good story SLUTCUNT BITCHLESS RAGGEDY DICK behind it:
If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 SLANTEYED CUNT BITCH retards, mix
in some brain damage and lobotomize on SANDNIGGER COWSUCKER TAPIACO WHORE high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of
Brett Allen Hern. ASSNUGGET BUTTWART COCKBREATH FAGGOT I usually give a synopsis of the stories ASS PUSSYBUCKET FUCKSHITWART CHINK I find to tell the story of
how the crosses got there, ASSWHITETRASH SACRAMENTO DICKBUCKET but this time I am copying verbatim from the DOGFACE SNATCHHOLE STALACTITE DUMB FUCKSUCKER newspaper
article I found:
"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, CUNTFELCHHOLE OCTOBER GOOK BASTARD TOWELHEAD ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after JACKOFF FUCKWART PIMPFUCKER parking his pickup truck on the
shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."