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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, COCKCOW FUCKSLUT CANUCK CHINK ESOPHAGUS NASTY SLANTEYED when a loved one dies you can lie to yourself all you DOGBREATH SPEARCHUCKER want about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic SLUT STALACTITE TWAT PISS SLUTHOLE flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. RAGGEDY WHITETRASH DOGDICK SPEARCHUCKER You can even adopt a highway in their ASSBITCHWART CHEAP SHITFACE loving memory; which seems to mean a memory where you JIZZ SHITTING BITCHFUCKFAGGOT forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You PUSSY DAYGOHOLE GOOK ESKIMO ASS SHITLESS can do all of that. Its not fine with me, but FUCKCOW STUPID JEWSLUT JEW ASSWART BUTTJEW I have come to accept that its going NIGGER KIKE BICYCLE ESKIMOPUSSY DAYGO FAGGOTHOLE to happen. Just know, that when I post pages to their honest memory SNATCHFUCK BASTARDBREATH STRETCHED-OUT PIMPSLUT it is because your publicity of them lead me to find the PISS BUTTHOLE CLIT FARTCUNT truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface NASTY SHIT DIRTY WHORE CAMELJOCKEY KIKE like that, you fucking know that this cross has one cunt of a PIMPSUCKER FAT FUCKDOG SNATCHLESS SNATCHNUGGET good story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 ASSBAG WHOREFELCHER CUNT WORTHLESS COCKPUSSY retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 SLUTMONKEY DICKFUCK CUNTJIZZWART seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I COWBREATH CRACKER COCK SLUTASSFELCHER usually give a synopsis of the stories I find to tell BLOWJOB CRACKER COCK NAPOLEON WORTHLESS SPIC the story of how the crosses got there, but this time FAGGOT SANDNIGGER JIZZ I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out SLUT SLUT FAGGOTWART TOWELHEAD in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck DIRTY FAGGOT RAGGEDY SLUTBREATH NASTY SANDNIGGER on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

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