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Brett Allen Hern: Not ASS STRUNG-OUT ASSSHITPUSSY The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved FAGGOT COCK FAGGOTFELCH one dies you can lie to yourself all you want about DICKFAGGOTHOLE GOOK FAGGOT BASTARDHOLE the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched BITCH STUPID BASTARD COCKHOLE BUTTLESS wreaths you want. You can even adopt a BITCHKIKE DICK MONKEYSUCKER highway in their loving memory; which seems to mean FELCH WETBACK CUNTLESS WARTY JIZZDICK JIGABOO a memory where you forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can SHITTING WHORE CANUCKCUNT ASSBAG do all of that. Its not fine with me, CLIT DIARRHEA CLIT BASTARD BITCHHOLE BASTARDFUCK but I have come to accept that its going to happen. Just BITCH CUNT DICK SHIT WHITETRASH know, that when I post pages to their DIRTY KIKE FART STALACTITE NIGGER honest memory it is because your publicity of them CUNTPIG SHITCOW SNATCHBUCKET lead me to find the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are your BASTARDCOW SANDNIGGER SLUTBAG fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking CLIT AARDVARK DIRTY WETBACK CANUCKCUNT know that this cross has one cunt BUTTLESS COCK Q*BERT FAGGOTFAGGOTASS of a good story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to CUNT HAMSTER FAGGOTWHITETRASH the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 WORTHLESS PUSSYFELCHER SPIC seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I WETBACK BUTTPIG FILTHY SPEARCHUCKER usually give a synopsis of the stories JIGABOO BITCH PURPLE WHITETRASH SNATCHMONKEY I find to tell the story of how the crosses got there, but this COWWART BASTARDNUGGET CLIT JEW FUCKWHORE time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran JIGABOO CUNTFAGGOTSLUT REFRIGERATOR ESKIMO out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck BITCH OREGANO CHEAP PUSSYLESS on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

Please, only send constructive criticism to jason@porkjerky.com. Writing 'Go fuck yourself sideways', is only JIZZ JIZZNUGGET SHITWART OREGANO FAGGOT helpful if you provide specific, self-sideways fucking details.