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Brett Allen Hern: Not The FAGGOT FUCKCUNT BASTARDWART PISS REFRIGERATOR FAGGOT Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you can lie to DICKBUCKET BASTARD DUMB SNATCHWART PUKE yourself all you want about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all FELCH PARSLEY DIARRHEA CLIT the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. FAGGOT COCK BITCHLESS ASSMONKEY SHIT COCKBREATH You can even adopt a highway in JEW SHITFIRE FAGGOTDICK SHIT their loving memory; which seems to mean WETBACK CUNTJIGABOO SLUTPIG a memory where you forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do TOWELHEAD JIZZ NIGGER SHITWART ASSTWATFELCHER all of that. Its not fine with me, but I PUSSY TRAPEZOID JIGABOO have come to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when I post FAGGOTBITCH PUSSYFACE STALACTITE COCKPIMP pages to their honest memory it is because your BITCH BASTARD COCKFACE publicity of them lead me to find the truth about how BUTTNUGGET FUCKCAMELJOCKEY your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like STRUNG-OUT WETBACK DICKBAG that, you fucking know that this cross has SANDNIGGER SLUTDICK ESKIMO SHITLESS BITCHBUCKET one cunt of a good story behind FAGGOTHOLE FAGGOTBUTT JIZZASS it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze ASS TWAT TWO-BIT DICK SLUTPUSSYFAGGOT HEB to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some FILTHY FAGGOTCHINK DICK PUKE CANUCK brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, CUNT DICKHOLE PUSSYDOG PUSSYFUCK SLANTEYED you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give SHITFIRE SPEARCHUCKER COCKFELCHER a synopsis of the stories I find to tell the SLUT CUNTMONKEY JIZZNUTS ASSHOLE story of how the crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from the FART CLIT SLANTEYED newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front JIZZ PUKE SANDNIGGER FUCKING DICKFACE of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 SNATCH CHEAP PUKE SHIT BUTTBITCHASS BITCHBREATH at about 7:30 p.m."

Direct all hate mail to jason@porkjerky.com and remember to attach naked SNATCHDOG BASTARDMONKEY WORTHLESS HEB pictures of your grandmother to guarantee a quick response. The TWO-BIT SLANTEYED more pink the better.