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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest COCKCLITSHIT AARDVARK STUPID FELCH Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you can lie DOGWART DIRTY NIGGER BITCHMONKEY to yourself all you want about the deceased. You can NIGGERCUNT SHITPIMP BASTARDHOLE gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched SHITBAG SLUTTOWELHEAD VELVEETA PISS wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; which BASTARD Q*BERT KIKE TWAT TWAT BASTARD seems to mean a memory where you forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You PISS GOOK DIARRHEA FELCH can do all of that. Its not fine with me, but GOOK CHINK DICK PUSSYFAGGOT I have come to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when I COCK SLUTBREATH WHITETRASH FUCKING FELCHPUSSY post pages to their honest memory it is because SHITTING SPIC SNATCH BITCHBUCKET your publicity of them lead me to find the SPIC HEB ASSMONKEY DIARRHEA PUSSYFUCK truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, JIGABOO ASSFARTBREATH GOOK WETBACK SNATCH you fucking know that this cross has one cunt of a good story behind it:

If DIARRHEA SHIT FAGGOTCUNT you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some FAGGOT WHITETRASH OREGANO SHITTING PISS brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you might SHIT PUSSY ASS THURSDAY BLOWJOB WHITETRASH get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the CUNTBREATH CANUCK SHIT stories I find to tell the story JIZZNUTS WETBACK TORONTO FUCK FAGGOTASS of how the crosses got there, but this time BITCHSLANTEYED JIGABOO CHEAP CLIT FUCKCOCKFELCHER I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, CAMELJOCKEY COCK PIGWART an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front of a SPIC WHITETRASH BASTARDFART tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

Have your attorney use jason@porkjerky.com when making good on your threats to sue me for BASTARD SLUTPIG SHITFIRE SLANTEYED being an asshole. Of course, the same guy who handled your JIZZ FAGGOT PUSSY HEB SPAGHETTI FAT BITCHWART back child support and DUI cases probably SHITLESS SLUTCUNTSUCKER FAT GOOK isn't the best representation in this civil matter.