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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not SNATCHFACE FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER WHITETRASH The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, DICKPUKE GUTTER PIGLICKER CUNTTWAT when a loved one dies you can lie to yourself all you want about the SNATCH NIGGER PISS DOGLICKER deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all GUTTER SLANTEYED COCK HEB WHORE the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths SNATCHPUSSY PISSWART BLOWJOB ASS SPIC you want. You can even adopt a highway in their DICKFUCK SACRAMENTO CANUCK loving memory; which seems to mean a memory where you forget SLUT BASTARD SHITFACE TWAT TALLAHASEE CHINK about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. SLUT JACKOFF CUNT MONKEYLICKER Its not fine with me, but I have come BUTTFUCK CUNT ASSNUGGET to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when I post pages to DIRTY SHITBAG SNATCH their honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead PUSSYPIMP FAGGOTDOG WETBACK me to find the truth about how your retarded COCKWHOREHOLE STRUNG-OUT KIKE loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, you SPEARCHUCKER TOWELHEAD fucking know that this cross has one cunt of a good story behind it:

If SHIT JACKOFF FUCKCUNT ASSSUCKER you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to BASTARD BASTARDLESS CUNTMONKEY NASTY SHITWART the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, DICKFACE TOWELHEADSUCKER BASTARDWART you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen SLUTPISS SHITFIRE PUKE BITCHFAGGOT Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the stories I find to tell the WHITETRASH OREGANO NIGGERSLUT story of how the crosses got there, but this time I am BASTARD BASTARDPIMP CUNTHOLE SHIT-EATING BASTARDFACE copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front of CAMELJOCKEY FUCKBREATH GUTTER PUKE GOOKBREATH a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 MONKEYFAGGOT SHIT BASTARDPIMP HEBLICKER p.m."

As openly a callous prick that I am, it amazes me that ASS BITCH NASTY SHIT people still overestimate my ability to care or think that I value their BLOWJOB SPEARCHUCKER MONKEYDICK opinions. Prove me right at jason@porkjerky.com.