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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not PIMPWART SNATCHBREATH BUTTSLUT The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you COCKBASTARDSHIT WHITETRASH CUNTWHITETRASH can lie to yourself all you want about CUNT PUKEBREATH DICKBAG CUNTHOLE the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and BUTTNUGGET FART FELCH BITCH PISS crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; DUMB DICKSANDNIGGER PIMPLICKER PUSSY which seems to mean a memory where you forget about CLIT SPIC SHITFACE SHITHOLE TWAT them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all ASS BASTARD FAGGOT DOGSHIT SHITBAG of that. Its not fine with me, but SNATCH ESKIMO CUNTLICKER PIMPASS MONKEYNUGGET I have come to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when BASTARD FUCKDICK CHEAP CUNT PURPLE TOWELHEAD I post pages to their honest memory it PUSSY BUTTLESS FART WHORE SHITFIRE COCKPISSSUCKER is because your publicity of them lead me to find NIGGER SNATCHPIG JEWWART SLUTWART the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are NASTY WETBACK PISSWART BASTARD your fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know that this FART FAT FAGGOTBREATH FUCK cross has one cunt of a good story behind it:

If you take the DICK CANUCK FUCKING ESKIMOEATER stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in ASSNUGGET FUCKBAG SANDNIGGER some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 DAYGO FUCKHOLE BITCHBREATH seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I DUMB PISS SLUT LUXEMBOURG WARTY CAMELJOCKEYWART usually give a synopsis of the stories I find to tell the story JACKOFF CUNT NASTY CUNT SLANTEYED BITCHHOLE of how the crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from SHITDOG DICKPISS FAGGOTNUGGET the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, SLUT SHIT MOTHERFUCKING DICKBAG MONKEYHOLE ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on RAGGEDY BITCH STRUNG-OUT CANUCK the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

Again, all hate mail goes to jason@porkjerky.com and as HEBWART MOTHERFUCKING FART FAGGOT you write, keep telling yourself that your opinion counts and that WHORE NASTY CANUCK you can make a difference.