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Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest SLUT REFRIGERATOR SLUTLESS SANDNIGGER Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved MOTHERFUCKING WHITETRASH one dies you can lie to yourself all PUSSYFUCK DAYGO FUCKING FUCK you want about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize CUNT CHINK PUSSYFACE FUCKBREATH them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you SNATCHBUCKET ASSSNATCHASS JIZZASS want. You can even adopt a highway in their loving FILTHY WHORE WARTY FAGGOT ASS CUNT STUPID SLUTBUCKET memory; which seems to mean a memory where you forget about them being PUSSY HEB SNATCHCANUCK CANUCK a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not fine with me, ASSHOLE PURPLE CUNTBAG but I have come to accept that its CANUCK SLUT SHITWART BITCHLESS DICKWART going to happen. Just know, that when I post pages to their SLUTDOG RAGGEDY FARTPUSSY FAGGOT SPIC honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead me GOOK PUKE JIZZ ASSMONKEY to find the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages JIZZ TWAT FAT WHITETRASH BASTARDFUCK are your fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know that KIKE WARTY SLUTBASTARD RETARDED SLUTNUGGET this cross has one cunt of a good story behind FILTHY SNATCHHOLE PISS it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, PUSSYHOLE SLUTWART NASTY WHORE BITCH BUTTPIMP mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you might FAGGOTFACE BASTARD FUCKCUNT get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the stories I FAGGOTSANDNIGGER OREGANO SNATCH SNATCHCUNTWART find to tell the story of how the crosses got there, but this time I GUTTER DICKPUKEASS CANUCK CHINKBREATH am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old ASSCOCKCUNT DICKMONKEY Independence man, ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup PUSSY SKANKY PUKE THURSDAY TWAT SKANKY CANUCK truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

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