Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal
Honestly people, FUCK COCKFELCHER SNATCHBREATH CUNT MOTHERFUCKING CUNT when a loved one dies you can lie to yourself all you want about FAGGOT BITCHBUCKET NIGGER WHITETRASH the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with
all the plastic flowers FUCKFELCHER CLITSLUT NASTY BASTARDPIG and crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway MONKEYBUTT SNATCH CHINK ASSFACE FAGGOTBUCKET in their loving memory; which seems to mean a
memory where you forget SLUTBUCKET TOWELHEAD about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its TOWELHEAD CUNT FAGGOT not fine with me, but I have come JIGABOOPUSSY WHITETRASH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKCANUCK to accept
that its going to happen. Just know, that when I post pages PUSSYDICK COCKWART HAMSTER SPEARCHUCKER to their honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead me to find WHITETRASH SNATCHBREATH the truth
about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are FART PUSSYBREATH DAYGO your fault.
With a preface like that, you fucking know that this cross has FAT CANUCK PISS SPIC STRETCHED-OUT BITCH one cunt of a good story behind SLUT BASTARDCOW SNATCHFUCK GOOK PIGWART DUMB WETBACK it:
If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to PUKE BITCHHOLE CLIT FUCKING BASTARDJIZZEATER the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix
in some brain damage and lobotomize CHINK PISSFACE FUCK PUSSYSLUT on high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence BASTARDCLITSLUT ASS COCK CRACKER CLIT JEW of
Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the stories PUKEDICK GOOK WHITETRASH CAMELJOCKEY I find to tell the story of
how the crosses got there, but SPEARCHUCKER JEWBUTT BITCH PUKE DICK this time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper
article I found:
"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old BUTTMONKEY SLUTLESS SLANTEYED CUNT Independence man, ran out in front of MONKEYSHIT DICK ESOPHAGUS DICKCRACKER a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the
shoulder of SHITFIRE FELCH BICYCLE NIGGER FUCKING GOOK Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."