Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The JIZZ MOTHERFUCKING FUCK Urinal
Honestly people, when a loved one dies MOTHERFUCKING DICKPUSSYSLUT you can lie to yourself all you want SANDNIGGER CAMELJOCKEY FUCKBUTT about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with
all the plastic flowers WORTHLESS SPEARCHUCKER DIARRHEA BASTARD and crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway in their loving BASTARDFACE WHITETRASH PUKE SHITBREATH memory; which seems to mean a
memory where you forget about them being a universe ASSFACE JANUARY ASS PUSSYFUCK STRUNG-OUT HEBEATER class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not fine with me, TOWELHEAD LUXEMBOURG GOOKEATER but I have come to accept
that its going to happen. Just know, COCKNUGGET CAMELJOCKEY that when I post pages to their TWAT THURSDAY SNATCHDAYGO SPICNUGGET SHITMONKEY honest memory it is because your publicity of PISS STUPID PUKE ASSSHIT FUCKPUSSYDICK them lead me to find the truth
about how your retarded loved one died. These NASTY FART KIKE PUSSYBAG pages are your fault.
With a preface like that, you fucking know that this BITCHFUCK FUCKING CHINK BASTARDNIGGER cross has one cunt of a good story behind it:
If you take the stupidity of Pete SLANTEYED COCK GOOK SNATCHBREATH Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix
in some brain damage and lobotomize on TWAT JIGABOO SHITBUCKET high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of
Brett Allen CUNTFUCKCUNT TWO-BIT SNATCHLESS Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the PUSSY THURSDAY SHIT NASTY TOWELHEAD stories I find to tell the story SLUT BUTTWHORE CUNTBITCHFELCHER of
how the crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper
article I PISS SHITFIRE DICKNUGGET found:
"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front of a BITCHPUSSY WARTY CUNT SNATCH BICYCLE ASS tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the
shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 JACKOFF TWAT XYLOPHONE BASTARDDICKSUCKER p.m."