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Brett Allen Hern: Not CUNTCOW PISSBREATH The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved ASSBITCHSLUT PUSSYPIG SLUTMONKEY one dies you can lie to yourself all you TWAT CUNTBITCHFUCKER PUSSYBAG want about the deceased. You can gawdily BASTARD CRACKER GOOK DICKWART memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths FELCH SNATCHDOG SLUT JIZZ JIZZNUTS ASSNUGGET you want. You can even adopt a SLUT MONKEYLICKER FAGGOTPIG SNATCHPIG highway in their loving memory; which seems to mean CAMELJOCKEYFAGGOT JIZZNUTS WHITETRASH a memory where you forget about them being COCK WHORE FEBRUARY SHITWHOREBREATH SHITTING BITCHMONKEY a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. ASSHOLE TWAT JIZZNUTS FAGGOT Its not fine with me, but I WHITETRASH TWAT JEW CRACKER FAGGOTPUSSY have come to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when I CRACKERPUSSY ASSFUCK BASTARDCUNTBUTT SKANKY SHITASSCUNT post pages to their honest memory it is because your BUTTSLANTEYED ASSHOLE publicity of them lead me to find the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These FUCK FUCKNUGGET WETBACK CUNTPIG pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know that this cross SHITTING SPIC SHIT TWAT LINOLEUM CAMELJOCKEY has one cunt of a good story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze COCK FAGGOTCOCKASS SLUTBASTARD SPANDEX CUNTBAG to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 DOGFELCHER DICK CUNT HAMSTER ASSFACE seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I SHITFIRE FAGGOT FELCH usually give a synopsis of the stories I find ASSBUCKET DICK NASTY PUKECUNT to tell the story of how the crosses got there, HEBWART SNATCHLESS JACKOFF PUSSYFACE but this time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I PUSSYFAGGOT PIGDICK SHITCOCKPUSSY SKANKY WHITETRASH found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in CUNT STUPID COCKSLUT TORONTO PUSSYTOWELHEAD front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on KIKE ASSWART DIRTY COWWART the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

For your convenience, use jason@porkjerky.com to send all prayers for PIMPFUCKER ESKIMO ASSDICK ESOPHAGUS DIARRHEA COCKTOWELHEAD my soul and salvation, as well as any idle threats (lawsuits, death, property, JEW FAGGOT WHITETRASH bodily harm, etc.) you need to make.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.