There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Brett WETBACKWART FAGGOTPIG DICK Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, CLIT PUSSY PUKE DIRTY SLANTEYED PISSFUCKER when a loved one dies you can lie to yourself COWHOLE BITCHPIMP PIGEATER all you want about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers SANDNIGGER NIGGER CUNTNUGGET SKANKY TWAT and crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway in COCK HUMMUS SNATCHBITCHFELCHER their loving memory; which seems to mean a memory PUKE JIGABOO CUNT PUSSYHOLE FAGGOT where you forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of FAGGOTSHIT DAYGO SLANTEYEDFUCKER SHIT that. Its not fine with me, but I have come to accept that its PUKE SHITDOG FAGGOTFUCK COWBREATH going to happen. Just know, that when I post pages to their honest memory it CUNTSPEARCHUCKER WHITETRASHWART FEBRUARY SHIT is because your publicity of them lead me to find the truth about how your SLUTSHIT SHIT SHIT retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like JIGABOO ASS CUNT COWNUGGET DUMB DICKDOG FUCKFACE that, you fucking know that this cross has WHOREFACE COCKMONKEY XYLOPHONE CAMELJOCKEY one cunt of a good story behind it:

If you take the WARTY COCK NASTY SLUTBREATH WORTHLESS SPIC stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain FART PUKE PISS ZAMBONI WHITETRASH CRACKER damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett CHINK COCKBUCKET SLANTEYED BUTTWART Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the FAT SHITBUCKET SKANKY FAGGOT SLANTEYED stories I find to tell the story of how the crosses got there, SNATCHCHINK SNATCHPIG but this time I am copying verbatim from the SHITTING COCKESKIMO BASTARD PIGLICKER newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out ASSWART FUCKING DAYGO COCKFELCHER in front of a tractor-trailer after parking SLUTSHIT BITCHCOW FUCKTWATASS RHINOCEROUS ASSWHITETRASH his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 FAGGOTCOCKFAGGOT DICKFACE LINOLEUM BITCHHOLE at about 7:30 p.m."

I know what you are thinking and you couldn't be more STRETCHED-OUT WETBACKNUGGET right. Someone needs to e-mail me at jason@porkjerky.com and tell me how little PISS ASSBUCKET DAYGO my dick is and how horribly I need to die.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.