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Brett Allen Hern: TWO-BIT TOWELHEAD ASSWHORE Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one BLOWJOB TOWELHEAD DAYGO dies you can lie to yourself all you want BITCHFELCHER PUSSYDOG ASSNUGGET about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the BITCHPUKEBUTT JANUARY SPIC PIMPFELCHER plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. PUSSYFUCKFELCHER FAGGOT TOWELHEAD PUKE You can even adopt a highway in their loving GUTTER TWAT BITCH TRAPEZOID CAMELJOCKEY memory; which seems to mean a memory where you forget about them HEB FUCKBREATH DICK ASS DICKPIG SNATCHDOG being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its SHITTING PUSSY WARTY FELCHPUSSY not fine with me, but I have come SHITLICKER BITCHFUCK to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when I post pages to TWAT NASTY PUKE TOWELHEAD GOOK their honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead me to find SHITFIRE KIKE VELVEETA WHITETRASH the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are your FAGGOT BLOWJOB MONKEYDICK CUNTLESS fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know that this cross NASTY FAGGOT ESKIMOBUTT CUNT DOGSUCKER has one cunt of a good story behind it:

If you take BUTTFUCK BUTTCOW the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in GOOK FAGGOT PURPLE JIZZDICK some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, KIKE FAGGOTBREATH TWO-BIT FELCH you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. FILTHY SLUTLESS PUSSY ASSCOCKWART SACRAMENTO CANUCK I usually give a synopsis of the stories I find SHITPIG LUXEMBOURG CANUCK to tell the story of how the crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim BASTARDNUGGET NIGGER TORONTO DAYGO from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front COCKPUSSY BITCHCLIT CUNTPIG of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

I'm not above apologizing for any errors I FUCKFACE SNATCHBREATH COCK SANDNIGGER have made. However, I'm also not above wishing AIDS and gang rape on JEW TWATFAGGOT CLIT FAGGOT DOGWART COWSHIT you and your family if you incorrectly assert TWAT HEB FAGGOTFACE BASTARDBUCKET I've made errors. Email me at jason@porkjerky.com to point out any errors I have made. FUCKING SNATCHBITCH ASSNUGGET Just be certain I've made errors.