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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett FUCKSLUTFAGGOT DIARRHEA WHOREFELCHER Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In PIMPLICKER FUCKSPEARCHUCKER BITCHPISSFAGGOT The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you can lie FELCH FUCKFAGGOT CHEAP TWAT to yourself all you want about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them NIGGER JIZZNUTS BUTTFAGGOT with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you KIKE FAGGOTCOW SPAGHETTI SLANTEYED want. You can even adopt a highway in their BITCHBUCKET ASSSUCKER CUNTHOLE PUSSY CUNTFACE loving memory; which seems to mean a memory where you forget about BITCH BITCHBAG PUSSYNUGGET BITCHTWAT STRUNG-OUT PUSSY them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not fine DICKWART CAMELJOCKEY CUNT TWAT with me, but I have come to FAGGOTMONKEY ESKIMO FEBRUARY CAMELJOCKEY accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when SNATCHCLIT FUCKFUCKER SHIT-EATING SPEARCHUCKER I post pages to their honest memory it is because your publicity of PUSSYFUCK WHITETRASH SHIT-EATING COCK them lead me to find the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These ASS SHITHOLE SNATCHNUGGET pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, you SNATCHFACE COCKCOW FUCKBREATH fucking know that this cross has one cunt WETBACK SNATCHPIMP of a good story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to FAT CANUCK COCKSANDNIGGER the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high ESKIMO SLUTCLITASS FAGGOTWART for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence PIGWART STRETCHED-OUT PISS ASSDOG JIZZ of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the stories I find to FAGGOTMONKEY CUNT BICYCLE ESKIMO tell the story of how the crosses got there, but this time I am CLIT JIGABOO CHEAP CLIT SLUTDICK DICKCAMELJOCKEY copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, DICKDOG PIGWART DICKLESS WETBACKSHIT ZAMBONI SLANTEYED ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on CHEAP CUNTBITCH SHITFAGGOTFELCHER SKANKY KIKE the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

You're 100% right--Violence solves a lot of problems. TWAT SLUTWART FAGGOTPUKECUNT BITCHCAMELJOCKEY Of course its best to first threaten CAMELJOCKEYPUSSY WARTY TWAT BITCHBUTT and graphically explain said violence. Use jason@porkjerky.com to start the process on me.