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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a FAT SLUTCAMELJOCKEY FAT PUKE SHIT-EATING FUCKDICK loved one dies you can lie to yourself all you want about the deceased. CANUCK CUNT PUKE NIGGER BITCH THURSDAY WETBACK You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths WHITETRASH COCKCOW TAPIACO SANDNIGGER you want. You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; which seems BITCHWART CLIT ASSNUGGET to mean a memory where you forget about them being a universe class CLIT SANDNIGGER COWDICK JEW BITCHASSPUSSY dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not fine with CHINK BLOWJOB FAGGOT ESKIMO OCTOBER ESKIMO me, but I have come to accept that its going to happen. KIKE TAPIACO CHINK STRETCHED-OUT SLUT Just know, that when I post pages to their honest memory it is FAGGOTPIMP RETARDED SHITTWAT because your publicity of them lead me to find the CUNTASSFELCHER FEBRUARY JIZZNUTS SLANTEYED truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, SHIT CUNTBAG SHITFIRE SNATCHFUCK FAT CLIT you fucking know that this cross has one cunt of a good story CLITFELCHER SPAGHETTI STRETCHED-OUT COCK behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in BASTARD FUCKHOLE MOTHERFUCKING PUKE some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you COWFUCKER WETBACK SLUTFUCK SKANKY CLIT might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I PIMPHOLE LUXEMBOURG PUSSYFACE usually give a synopsis of the stories I DICK STUPID SHIT FUCKPUKEFUCKER find to tell the story of how the crosses got there, but this BASTARDMONKEY PIMPFUCKER STALACTITE DOGSUCKER time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett DICK DOUCHEBAG FAGGOT Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front of a tractor-trailer BASTARD PUSSY OCTOBER WHOREEATER after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of BITCHCUNT NAPOLEON ESKIMO Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

If you have any questions or comments about this CUNTDOG FUCK BASTARD FAGGOT site, please send them to jason@porkjerky.com, then assfuck yourself anally in WARTY JIZZSHIT COCKLESS PUSSYWHITETRASH your own butt.