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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen COCKSLUT CANUCK NIGGER NAPOLEON CLIT BASTARDWART Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies FUCKWART WORTHLESS CUNTBREATH you can lie to yourself all you want about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize CUNTBUCKET SLANTEYED CHEAP BASTARD them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even COCK SKANKY PUKE TORONTO PUSSYBASTARD adopt a highway in their loving memory; which seems to SANDNIGGER TRAPEZOID BUTTPIMP CHEAP FAGGOTDICK mean a memory where you forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck. SHIT-EATING WHITETRASHBUTT FUCKING DICK You can do all of that. Its not fine with me, SPEARCHUCKER BUTTPIMP DICK BASTARD WARTY FUCKSLUT but I have come to accept that its going to happen. Just know, HEB SHITSLUT SLUTWHORENUGGET that when I post pages to their honest memory it FELCH FART ASSNUGGET TALLAHASEE ESKIMO is because your publicity of them lead me to find the truth about how your retarded FELCH BASTARDDICKFUCKER loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, you SANDNIGGER CUNTSLANTEYED BUTTHOLE SLUTBUCKET fucking know that this cross has one cunt of a good story behind it:

If you ASS SHITTING WHITETRASH SHIT-EATING PUSSYBUCKET take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, PUSSYPUKE ASSHOLE COWSLUT COCKJEW DICKSNATCH mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, DICK COCK TWAT XYLOPHONE CAMELJOCKEYSUCKER you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually SANDNIGGER STRUNG-OUT FAGGOT give a synopsis of the stories I find to FAT CUNT BASTARD LINOLEUM PUKE tell the story of how the crosses got there, CLIT BLOWJOB BASTARDTWATPUSSY SACRAMENTO PIMPBUTT but this time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence PUSSY SPIC PIMPSUCKER DIRTY FUCKPIG FAGGOT man, ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder JACKOFF BUTTLESS PURPLE FUCKHOLE of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

As openly a callous prick that I am, it amazes FAGGOTNUGGET DICK SHIT DICKBAG me that people still overestimate my ability to care or think that I value their DICKFUCK SPAGHETTI CHINK ASSBUCKET opinions. Prove me right at jason@porkjerky.com.