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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest PUKE FUCK SNATCHFAGGOTSHIT FAGGOT SHITFACE Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you ASSCUNTWART FAGGOT SKANKY SLUT can lie to yourself all you want SLUT JEW XYLOPHONE NIGGER about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and FAGGOT PIMPPUSSY SACRAMENTO WHITETRASH crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway BITCH FUCKFACE CLIT XYLOPHONE SLUTDOG in their loving memory; which seems to mean a memory where you forget about them SHITTING COCKWART JEW SLUTBUCKET being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do TOWELHEAD GOOK DICKMONKEY all of that. Its not fine with me, but I have come SLUTBREATH FUCK PISS SNATCH to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when I PIMPDICK RAGGEDY COCKLESS post pages to their honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead SHITHOLE CUNT DIRTY CHINK SLUTWETBACK PIGFAGGOT me to find the truth about how your retarded PUSSYLESS FUCKBUCKET loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface COWSLUT ESKIMO TWAT MONKEYBUTT FAT CLIT like that, you fucking know that this cross has one cunt of a good FUCK WORTHLESS DICKNUGGET ASS story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power FELCH TURNSTILE DUMB NIGGER JEW CANUCK SNATCHCOW then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize FAGGOT STRETCHED-OUT FUCKFAGGOT CRACKER on high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. SHITPISSFAGGOT FELCH CRACKERNUGGET FAGGOT I usually give a synopsis of the stories FELCHHOLE JIZZ CUNTWART GUTTER FELCH I find to tell the story of how the crosses got there, but this FELCHSUCKER DICKCLITSUCKER PUSSY time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence ESKIMO SLUT PIGNUGGET WARTY FELCH man, ran out in front of a ASSWART FAGGOTPUSSYSLUT tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 SHITWHORE SPIC CUNTBITCH STRUNG-OUT SNATCHFACE p.m."

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