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Brett Allen Hern: DOUCHEBAG CUNTASS FAGGOTWART Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies CUNT MOTHERFUCKING BUTTSHIT PUSSY CLIT you can lie to yourself all you want about the deceased. BASTARD GOOK SLUT CLIT You can gawdily memorialize them with all the FUCKING WHITETRASH FUCKNUGGET NASTY CUNTFACE plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt a CUNTNUGGET DIARRHEA SLUT highway in their loving memory; which seems to FUCKING SPIC FAGGOTFACE FAGGOTDOG mean a memory where you forget about them DICKNUGGET COCKFAGGOTEATER being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not fine with SKANKY TOWELHEADFUCKER THURSDAY NASTY TWAT me, but I have come to accept that its going to happen. Just PIGPUSSY FAGGOTCOW SHITTING SNATCHBUCKET know, that when I post pages to their SHITFAGGOTPUSSY FAGGOTJIZZASS honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead CHINK JIGABOO SHITFIRE FAGGOTFUCKASS me to find the truth about how your retarded loved SHITHOLE PUSSYSNATCH TWAT CUNTFAGGOT one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, FAGGOTSLUTNUGGET MOTHERFUCKING SLUTLESS you fucking know that this cross has one cunt PUSSYCUNT BUTTLESS SHITFIRE TWAT of a good story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power MONKEYFACE SPEARCHUCKER SHIT FUCK then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize CUNTBUCKET PIGEATER JIZZ on high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. CUNT PISS BITCHBUCKET FAGGOT FAGGOT SHITFIRE PUSSY I usually give a synopsis of the stories I find to tell the story FAGGOTHOLE COCK BUTTMONKEY DIARRHEA BUTTSNATCH of how the crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from PUKE CUNT CHEAP DICK COCKWART the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran STUPID ASS SLUTBITCH out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck HEB BUTTFACE CLIT PUSSY CUNT on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

Direct all hate mail to jason@porkjerky.com and remember to attach naked pictures of FART ESKIMO SHIT TWAT THURSDAY SANDNIGGER your grandmother to guarantee a quick response. The more pink DICKBUCKET SLUT HUMMUS TOWELHEAD the better.