Brett Allen Hern: Not The SLUTSNATCHWART FAGGOT WHORE Smartest Turd In The Urinal
Honestly people, when a loved one DICK PUSSYBREATH DUMB COCKFUCK DICKNUGGET dies you can lie to yourself all you want about the deceased. You JEW SNATCHPISSBREATH TWAT PARSLEY STRETCHED-OUT TWAT can gawdily memorialize them with
all the plastic flowers and PIGBUTT PUSSY FUCKING SPEARCHUCKER crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; CUNTBAG TWAT NASTY CUNT DICKBAG BITCHLESS which seems to mean a
memory where you forget about them being a universe class dumbfuck. BUTTCOCKFACE BASTARDPIG BUTTHOLE WARTY FELCH You can do all of that. Its not WETBACK SLUTFUCK fine with me, but I have come to accept
that its going to FAGGOT CUNTBASTARDPUSSY FELCH happen. Just know, that when I post pages to SHIT PIMPWART TWAT JEWNUGGET ASSDOG their honest memory it is because your publicity FELCH BUTTLESS SLUT JIGABOO SNATCHLESS PUSSYWHITETRASH of them lead me to find the SLUTBAG DAYGO PUSSYBAG LINOLEUM FAGGOTFACE truth
about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.
With a preface like WHORE DICK ASS DICKSANDNIGGER PUKEBUTT that, you fucking know that this cross has one cunt of a good story DIRTY SHIT TORONTO SNATCHSPEARCHUCKER behind it:
If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze GOOK TOWELHEAD ZAMBONI CAMELJOCKEY JIGABOO to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix
in some brain SNATCH COCKFUCK ESKIMO BUTTBREATH damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you might get the SNATCHBASTARDLICKER SHITTING FAGGOTWHITETRASH intelligence of
Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the stories BUTTNUGGET WHORE DIARRHEA JIZZ SHITHOLE I find to tell the story of
how the FAGGOT SHITPIMP CHINKASS NASTY SLUTDICK crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper
article CUNT FAGGOTBREATH CLIT I found:
"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran BLOWJOB ASS SACRAMENTO WHORE SHIT-EATING BITCHPIMP out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup BASTARDHOLE OREGANO STUPID ESKIMO truck on the
shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."