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Brett Allen Hern: Not The COCKWART PISS ESOPHAGUS WORTHLESS COCKFUCKER Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you can lie to CUNTBAG CUNT CUNTFUCK SNATCHNUGGET SHITDOG yourself all you want about the deceased. BUTTBREATH NASTY PUSSYCOCKPUSSY You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. WHORE FUCKPISSLICKER TALLAHASEE FUCKING CAMELJOCKEY You can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; which seems BITCHFUCKNUGGET DIARRHEA SHITLESS to mean a memory where you forget about them STRETCHED-OUT BUTTPUSSY FAT SLUTJEW being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do JACKOFF BASTARDFACE NASTY SPEARCHUCKERDICK all of that. Its not fine with me, but I have come to accept that its SANDNIGGER FART FAGGOT FELCHDICK BITCH going to happen. Just know, that when I post pages to their honest PISS OCTOBER CANUCK TWAT FARTSHIT memory it is because your publicity of them lead me to find the FELCH PISS FUCKHOLE CLIT truth about how your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like CUNT PUSSY SPEARCHUCKER HEB that, you fucking know that this cross has one BUTTBAG FAGGOTBREATH cunt of a good story behind it:

If you take the WETBACKFELCHER OREGANO SLANTEYEDFAGGOT stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power then add 3 retards, mix in CUNTCOW STUPID ASSDICK SHIT-EATING JIZZ some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett RAGGEDY WHITETRASH BASTARDBUCKET Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the stories I find to tell the ASSBUCKET FUCK WHITETRASHSUCKER story of how the crosses got there, but this time I am copying verbatim from the FUCK COCKHOLE FART SKANKY PISS newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran DAYGO LUXEMBOURG NIGGER out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 DUMB SPIC MONKEYFELCHER FEBRUARY ESKIMO at about 7:30 p.m."

For your convenience, use jason@porkjerky.com to send all prayers for my soul DIRTY CRACKER AARDVARK CUNT COWBREATH and salvation, as well as any idle threats (lawsuits, death, BITCH FUCKDICKPUSSY COCKMONKEY property, bodily harm, etc.) you need to COCKHOLE MONKEYPUSSY ZAMBONI SPICLICKER make.