Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The JIGABOO TRAPEZOID NIGGER DICKFUCK Urinal
Honestly people, when a loved one dies ESKIMO HEB Q*BERT BITCHWART PUSSYFACE you can lie to yourself all you want about the deceased. You can gawdily DICKLESS FAGGOT NASTY SHIT ASSFACE memorialize them with
all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you FUCKLESS STALACTITE BASTARDHOLE want. You can even adopt a highway in their loving DOUCHEBAG FELCH MONKEYFAGGOT CHINK memory; which seems to mean a
memory where you forget about BITCHBUCKET PUSSY SLUTCUNTFUCKER SPIC them being a universe class dumbfuck. You STRETCHED-OUT SPEARCHUCKER can do all of that. Its not fine with me, but I NASTY FAGGOTDOG SLUTWART CRACKER BITCHLESS have come to accept
that its going to happen. CUNTWART SHIT SNATCHFUCKSLUT DICKCOCKFAGGOT Just know, that when I post pages to their honest memory it is because your DICK TWAT SNATCHFACE publicity of them lead me to find the truth
about DICKBREATH WHITETRASH how your retarded loved one died. These pages are your FUCK WORTHLESS FART BASTARD COCKNUGGET fault.
With a preface like that, you fucking know that DICK TWAT CANUCK BUTTDOG PISS FART SHIT this cross has one cunt of a good story behind it:
If SLUTBAG MONKEYLICKER BITCHBASTARDSHIT CHEAP FART you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th SLUTCOCKBREATH PUKEFUCKER SNATCHDICKLICKER power then add 3 retards, mix
in some brain damage and SLUTTWATSUCKER LUXEMBOURG PUSSYBREATH lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of
Brett Allen BLOWJOB FART FUCKING BUTTBITCH Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the stories I FELCH DICKWART PIGWART PISS PISS SACRAMENTO JIGABOO find to tell the story of
how the crosses got there, FAGGOTEATER TWAT PARSLEY FUCKDAYGO BUTTSNATCH but this time I am copying verbatim from JIZZNUTS SNATCHDICKLICKER SNATCH NASTY FELCH the newspaper
article I found:
"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence BITCHMONKEY SNATCHCOW DICKWART man, ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the
shoulder GOOK JIGABOO STRUNG-OUT PUSSY BUTTLESS of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."