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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly CUNT CUNTWART SLANTEYED people, when a loved one dies you can lie to SHITTOWELHEAD BUTTBASTARDASS yourself all you want about the deceased. STRUNG-OUT SANDNIGGER KIKE COCKCLIT You can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers DICK NASTY FELCHSUCKER DUMB FAGGOTHOLE and crappy cliched wreaths you want. You MOTHERFUCKING DICKBREATH SLANTEYED can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; which seems to mean NASTY CANUCK STALACTITE CAMELJOCKEY a memory where you forget about them being TOWELHEAD WARTY BITCHNIGGER a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its TWO-BIT COWBREATH BASTARDESKIMO BASTARD not fine with me, but I have come to WARTY SHITFAGGOTLICKER HEB TURNSTILE TOWELHEAD accept that its going to happen. Just know, FAGGOTCUNT DICK CUNT ESKIMOFELCHER STRETCHED-OUT DICKSHIT that when I post pages to their honest DOUCHEBAG CANUCK BITCHCRACKER memory it is because your publicity of them lead me to find the truth about how DICKWETBACK PISS MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOTWART your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, you PIMPCUNT FUCKCUNT PUKE CUNT SACRAMENTO COCKSLANTEYED fucking know that this cross has one cunt CLIT FART FELCH BASTARDCUNT PIMPFACE of a good story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power BITCHBUCKET SLUT FAGGOTPIG DAYGOCUNT then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you SNATCH CUNTNUGGET PUKE JACKOFF PUSSYFUCK might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the PUSSYWART PUSSYASSFACE SNATCH FUCKWART MONKEYSUCKER stories I find to tell the story SNATCHFACE SHITKIKE of how the crosses got there, but this PUKE BASTARD DICK CLITLICKER GUTTER FAGGOT time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKJEW BITCH I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after COWFACE CUNTTOWELHEAD WHORE parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of SNATCHLESS CHINK SHITTING CLITPUSSY Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

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