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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd FUCKING TOWELHEAD CUNTFUCK BICYCLE CANUCKCUNT In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies you can lie to yourself ASS DIRTY CHINK FUCK TWAT DICK ASSBAG JEW all you want about the deceased. You can gawdily FUCK COCKWHITETRASH WETBACK TOWELHEAD memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even SLANTEYED ASSSHIT COCK adopt a highway in their loving memory; which seems FUCKBREATH ASS TORONTO SANDNIGGER to mean a memory where you forget about them being a universe class SLUTLESS BASTARDHOLE WORTHLESS FUCKFACE dumbfuck. You can do all of that. Its not fine with me, but I have FUCKLESS WHITETRASH MOTHERFUCKING SPEARCHUCKER come to accept that its going to happen. Just know, that when I DUMB FELCH OREGANO SLUTSHIT PUSSYNIGGER post pages to their honest memory it is because your publicity of them lead me GUTTER PUSSYPISSASS ASS to find the truth about how your retarded loved one FUCK FUCKWART PUSSYPISSSUCKER SLUTCLIT died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know that this cross DIRTY CRACKER SPEARCHUCKER BLOWJOB BITCHBASTARD has one cunt of a good story PIGSHIT PIMPBREATH CHINK SLUT SHITPIG behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th WHORECUNT WHORE SHITFIRE FUCKJIZZ power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain FUCKING SPIC FAGGOT FAGGOTBUTT FAGGOT damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, DICKLESS DAYGO DICKCOW BICYCLE NIGGER WHORE you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis DUMB PUSSYBITCH ASSFUCK SPANDEX COCKBAG of the stories I find to tell FELCHHOLE BUTTBAG BASTARDPIG MONKEYHOLE the story of how the crosses got there, but this time GOOK SHITSUCKER ASS FUCK STALACTITE COCKSHITEATER I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old Independence SNATCH FUCK ASS TWAT NASTY BITCHSLUT man, ran out in front of a ASSWART NAPOLEON CUNTHEB ASSBAG FAGGOT tractor-trailer after parking his pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 p.m."

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