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Memorial For Brett Allen Hern

Brett Allen SLANTEYED BITCHSHIT BITCHNUGGET FAGGOT Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a loved one dies FUCKBREATH SNATCH MOTHERFUCKER ASS you can lie to yourself all you want about the deceased. You FART COWCUNT FART DOGBUTT FAGGOT can gawdily memorialize them with all the plastic flowers and WARTY DAYGO TALLAHASEE ESKIMOBREATH crappy cliched wreaths you want. You can even adopt a highway in PUSSYDOG SPICHOLE PUSSYLICKER their loving memory; which seems to mean a memory where you forget PISS CUNT FUCK OREGANO HEB about them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can do all of that. SHIT CLIT PUSSY BITCHFAGGOTFUCKER FILTHY HEB Its not fine with me, but I have come to accept that its going to SHIT-EATING CHINK happen. Just know, that when I post pages to their honest memory CUNTPUSSY FUCKPIMP STALACTITE NASTY CUNTSUCKER it is because your publicity of them lead me to find the truth about how DAYGO FAGGOT FAGGOTFUCK PUSSYBAG BITCH your retarded loved one died. These pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, PIMPSUCKER DAYGO Q*BERT FUCKING COCKBUCKET you fucking know that this cross has one cunt of a good BUTTCLIT HUMMUS FUCK BITCH MOTHERFUCKER ASS story behind it:

If you take the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th PUSSYWART FUCKNUGGET TWO-BIT SNATCHBAG power then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize DUMB COCK RHINOCEROUS WHORE WETBACK on high for 30 seconds, you might get the intelligence of Brett Allen COCKFACE BASTARDBITCHCUNT BASTARD STUPID PISS Hern. I usually give a synopsis of the stories DICKFELCH BASTARDHOLE CHINKPUSSY COCK DICKFACE I find to tell the story of how the crosses got there, but this time DICKMONKEY HEB FAGGOT SHITHOLE FUCKING DOGASS I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, an 18-year-old WHOREBREATH SLUT COCKWART PUSSYBITCHNUGGET Independence man, ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his COCK JIZZ SLUTHOLE pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at about 7:30 FAGGOTBREATH JIGABOO JIZZ ASSSLANTEYED p.m."

Again, all hate mail goes to jason@porkjerky.com and CUNTPIG DIARRHEA SLANTEYED FUCK STALACTITE SHIT as you write, keep telling yourself that your opinion counts and that BASTARD JIZZ JIZZNUTS SNATCH you can make a difference.