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Brett WHORE FART SHITHOLE CUNTBITCHNUGGET PUKE Allen Hern: Not The Smartest Turd In The Urinal

Honestly people, when a CHEAP SLUTDICKCUNT PIMPDICK loved one dies you can lie to yourself CHINK FUCK FUCKMONKEY BUTTPIG BASTARD all you want about the deceased. You can gawdily memorialize them with all the GOOK BASTARD FARTFELCHER FELCH CUNTFUCK plastic flowers and crappy cliched wreaths you want. You FAGGOT CUNT JIZZ can even adopt a highway in their loving memory; COCKBREATH DAYGO WETBACK PUKE PIGDICK which seems to mean a memory where you forget about ESKIMO ESKIMO PISS STUPID SLUTLESS them being a universe class dumbfuck. You can COCKEATER SLUTLESS NIGGER do all of that. Its not fine with me, but FAGGOTDOG COCKNUGGET COCKBAG I have come to accept that its going to happen. Just know, PIGFAGGOT SNATCHSLUT RHINOCEROUS SLUTLESS that when I post pages to their honest memory it is because your BUTTWART ESKIMO WORTHLESS GOOK publicity of them lead me to find the truth about how your retarded loved one died. These SHITTING PIMPWART SNATCHWHITETRASH pages are your fault.

With a preface like that, you fucking know that ESKIMO GUTTER JIZZ CANUCK PISS DICK JANUARY SLANTEYED this cross has one cunt of a good story behind it:

If you take STUPID SNATCHLICKER FELCH the stupidity of Pete Cuezze to the 5th power SNATCH BITCHBUCKET ASSCUNT SLANTEYEDPUSSY then add 3 retards, mix in some brain damage and lobotomize on high for 30 seconds, you JIZZNUTS FAGGOTBUCKET PUSSYCLIT BUTTHOLE might get the intelligence of Brett Allen Hern. I usually give a synopsis of MOTHERFUCKING SPEARCHUCKER WETBACK DICK the stories I find to tell the story of how the crosses got there, but this TWAT BITCHPUKE SNATCH TRAPEZOID MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEADNUGGET time I am copying verbatim from the newspaper article I found:

"Brett Hern, PIGDICK ASSFACE SLUTBAG FART an 18-year-old Independence man, ran out in front of a tractor-trailer after parking his CHINK FELCHFACE TRAPEZOID SLANTEYED pickup truck on the shoulder of Interstate 70 at BUTTASS PIGNUGGET PUSSYWART about 7:30 p.m."

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