There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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All I have to go on with this one is a white cross with 'C Lo' on it. So obviously it is famed rapper Skee Lo's brother. A truly sad day has fallen the world and the Lo family. I'd like to express my sincerest regrets to Skee and the rest of the Los.

In this troubling time for them, I implore you to buy Skee Lo's new album that demonstrates "...the imagination and diversity that set him apart in the field of rap"...because he "...again delivers a fresh clean sound that crosses several genres while still staying true to his own unique sound..." and was "...created using live musicians-no sampling, together creating an outstanding mix of Latin rhythms, hip-hop and R&B combined with creative lyrics in a rap form..." and it "...has already become a favorite with DJ's and club audiences throughout the country...".

The Lo family has already lost out on the life of C, but don't you lose out on a "...great addition to any album collection, no matter your tastes.".

I am one misspelling filled hate mail away from repenting, apologizing and giving my life over to christ. Send yours to jason@porkjerky.com. I am sure it will be the one.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.