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Nothing says "someone, but no one in particular, died here" like a plain white cross with some crappy plastic flowers rivaled in their craposity only by a shitty weather-beaten wreath. And if you have some extra american flags lying around (and you should, its the law now), well stick one of those cocksuckers on too.

And to think, some foreigners still don't understand how or why we proclaimed ours the greatest nation on earth.

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