There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Fucking awesome. This just might be the best cross ever. What I am thinking, and hoping, is that this is one of those times where someone does something so wrong for so many reasons, so horrible, so stupid that they couldn't have possibly done it seriously. They are actually doing it for just that reason: To be wrong, horrible and stupid, because that's what people have come to expect.

For example, when someone pulls out a cigarette and asks "got a a light?", I immediately say "my face and your ass...oh yeah, you walked right into that one buddy". Its so not right, so stupid, wrong for so many reasons, that its funny because its so wrong. I hope that that is what this crossmaker was doing. It had to be.

Honestly that cross is fucking awesome. I think they actually made it there, just minutes after the wreck. They wrote his name in pencil. How fucking cool is that? This cross was probably done and up even before 911 was dialed. Not only was Jeff's body not cold before the cross went into the ground, I bet Jeff even had a faint pulse and was only beginning to cough up blood.

Fucking awesome. A+

Again, all hate mail goes to jason@porkjerky.com and as you write, keep telling yourself that your opinion counts and that you can make a difference.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.