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And that is why you should remain abstinent until marriage. You sex-crazed teeny boppers just don't listen when we warn you of the dangers. You think its all fun and games: Put the pedal to the metal. Toss some salad. Burn rubber. Drop the tranny and give her a hot carl.

Well guess what? People get hurt, lives get lost and families destroyed when you don't obey the limits of 69.

Direct all hate mail to jason@porkjerky.com and remember to attach naked pictures of your grandmother to guarantee a quick response. The more pink the better.