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This shrine of a utility pole goes to show that not every cross memorializing a punk teenager who violently bled to death at an intersection is there because of shitty driving. Or even a car accident. It's refreshing to find out that some people still die in good ole fashioned mob violence by having their throat slit with a garden weasel.

Shit you? Not I my good friend, not I. During a rolling brawl that involved dozens, Vermonn T. Roberts used a garden tool to give Dustin L. Thomas a Nicole Simpson necklace.

Now, I don't want this site to turn into a public service announcement, but with all this sensless and humorous violence going on in the world I feel it is my duty to remind everyone of something profound that a very wise man once said:

"I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac"

He may not have bee internationally known, but those words ring just as true today as when they rocked their first microphone.

You're 100% right--Violence solves a lot of problems. Of course its best to first threaten and graphically explain said violence. Use jason@porkjerky.com to start the process on me.