This shrine of a utility pole goes to show that not every cross memorializing a punk teenager who violently bled to death at an intersection is there
because of shitty driving. Or even a car accident. It's refreshing to find out that some people still die in
good ole fashioned mob violence by
having their throat slit with a garden weasel.
Shit you? Not I my good friend, not I. During a rolling brawl
that involved dozens, Vermonn T. Roberts used a garden tool to give Dustin L.
Thomas a Nicole Simpson necklace.
Now, I don't want this site to turn into a public service announcement, but with all this sensless and humorous violence going on in the world I feel it
is my duty to remind everyone of something profound that a
wise man once said:
"I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac"
He may not have bee internationally known, but those words ring just as true today as when they rocked their first microphone.