There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Memorial For Dustin Thomas

This shrine of a utility pole goes to show that not every cross memorializing a punk teenager who violently bled to death at an intersection is there because of shitty driving. Or even a car accident. It's refreshing to find out that some people still die in good ole fashioned mob violence by having their throat slit with a garden weasel.

Shit you? Not I my good friend, not I. During a rolling brawl that involved dozens, Vermonn T. Roberts used a garden tool to give Dustin L. Thomas a Nicole Simpson necklace.

Now, I don't want this site to turn into a public service announcement, but with all this sensless and humorous violence going on in the world I feel it is my duty to remind everyone of something profound that a very wise man once said:

"I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac"

He may not have bee internationally known, but those words ring just as true today as when they rocked their first microphone.

As openly a callous prick that I am, it amazes me that people still overestimate my ability to care or think that I value their opinions. Prove me right at jason@porkjerky.com.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.