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Sorry, but two boards nailed together with a dead person's name on it and stuck in the ground is a crappy, personalized cross; one board with a dead person's name on it and stuck in the ground is a crappy personalized tomato stake. I know, it's a fine line to draw and it may make some people unhappy, but its a distinction I have to make. Then again, I must also praise this memorial because nothing visibly and olfactorily conveys love and sorrow like cheap, mildewing stuffed animals interspersed with decaying framed pictures and wet, rotting paper.

I think this type of tribute is a great idea. Sure, at first glance it looks like a mound of week-old, bloody horse diarrhea, but the idea they have is on the right track. I don't think these people were trying to set up a memorial to Michael Eugene Isaiah Jones as much as they were trying clean out his room and dispose of all his shit. On with the living.

As openly a callous prick that I am, it amazes me that people still overestimate my ability to care or think that I value their opinions. Prove me right at jason@porkjerky.com.