There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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At first glance this cross looks just typically shitty, but when you think for a second, it raises so many questions. Like, if Keisha and Taneisha were sisters, what made their parents think Taneisha looked more like a Taneisha than Keisha did? If they weren't sisters, what are the odds of 2 girls dying in the same accident both having names that rhyme with "Propecia"? And is that suppose to be a dramatic pause between "We" and "Love + Miss"? Is that even the word "Miss"? Also, why is the word "and" represented horizontally as "&", but verticaly it turns into "+"? Do Keisha & Taneisha love + miss someone, or are other people doing the loving and missing? Also, why are the fucking pinwheels facing perpendicular to the cross? Which god damn way is this clump of crap facing?

Finally, the most obvious question, the one that first popped into all of our minds: How much of my own feces would I have to use in sculpting a replica of this memorial?

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.