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I've never been to the alleged tropical paradise in the Caribbean, but I have been to its avenue namesake in Cottage Grove, MN. And let me tell you what: With its fine Country Kitchen and its delectable Applebee's cuisine and its Fargolike accented people, the island has a tough act to follow. I only hope the lush, tropical vegetation there is half as nice as the plastic kind that litters Hwy. 61 in honor of no one in particular.

I'm surprised no one has thought of your excellent idea before. Sending a profanity filled email to jason@porkjerky.com wishing death upon me will definitely change my holocaustal ways.