Just when you thought it was safe to drive on the correct side of the road again...
David Stewart II: This Time Its Suicide
Christ Sortamighty, I look like as big a doofus as David Stewart II was.
Granted, there isn't any photographic evidence of him leaning over a shittily decorated, banged up guard rail with a goofy-ass look on his
face to back up my doofus accusations. But I think we can all agree that one can only look so cool after
crossing the median and losing a headbutting contest with an SUV.