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It ain't heaven, but some folks are just dying to get into Harrison County. Holy fuck turds that's funny. Oh shit, I am the pinnacle of hilarity. Ha, ha, oh fuck. I kill me. Nobody can take old lumps of coal jokes and craft them into comedic diamonds like me. Sweet Mother Mary's holy cunt I am witty. '...dying to get into Harrison County', god damn that's good. Lumpy balls of crap that is priceless.

Expect to see that ripped off on Leno sometime soon. 'Dying to get into Harrison County'. Delicious rough anal sex, I'm funny.

I'm surprised no one has thought of your excellent idea before. Sending a profanity filled email to jason@porkjerky.com wishing death upon me will definitely change my holocaustal ways.