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Nigger please. Ain't no punk ass road sign that the man put up gonna be telling us jasons where and how to drive. Listen up bitches, and don't hate. On behalf of all the jasons of the world, living and dead, let me tell you that we will drive wherever and however we damn well please, telephone poles and our own safety be damned. Word.

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