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Memorial For William Mitchell & Timothy Aumua

First and foremost, I've said this before, but I will say it again:

If you use public transportation, you don't deserve to live

Until they legalize Solyent Green or Nazi lamps come back into fashion there really isn't a purpose for these people. I am sure we can all agree on that.

Secondly, when you are in a high-speed jerkoff (See the article), like William Mitchell, don't feel ashamed to lightly tap the brake to avoid a head on collision.

Thirdly, this memorial wasn't just at a bus stop, it was in someone's front yard (you can make out their neighbor's house in the far background behind that tree). While I think it would be weird/freaky/creepy to have someone die a few feet from my porch, I dont give much credence to that occult stuff. I don't think I believe in haunted houses, ghosts, the holocaust, poltergeists, wandering spirits, human equality or lost souls. I'm not afraid of anyone's deathspot or the supernatural consequences of living so close to where someone died.

That being that, let me say one more thing about the paranormal--Stay the fuck out of my god damn yard and don't even think about putting up any gawdy motherfucking trash on my lawn.

Lastly, if you're riding in the bed of that truck traveling at high speeds (I'm looking at you Timmy Aumua) at least have the courtesy to be thrown from the truck and onto my neighbor's property. Because if your corpses come into my yard one more god damn time, I'm keeping them.

Again, all hate mail goes to jason@porkjerky.com and as you write, keep telling yourself that your opinion counts and that you can make a difference.