There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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I don't know what type of car he has or when he drives it, but someone seems to think that the almighty travels I-470 East and likes his ass kissed.

Also, it seems, they think god can only read capital letters. For the love of cunt, when did the world turn against the lower case? Chrissy may forgive you for forgetting to take the caps lock off. I on the other hand will kick you in the nuts, tell you it shouldn't have been on in the first place and break your shift-key fingers as a reminder.

It reminds me of this fat bitch at the grocery store who wanted the clerk to check in back to see if they had any Crisco in cannisters that had the cherry pie picture on front because the ones with the fried chicken picture weren't as good. You pretentious cocksuckers, they are the same fucking thing. Capitalization isn't going to magically make your crappy cliched drivel into intelligent, creative poetry. Especially if that message is on the back of a realtor's "For Sale" sign in front of a drainage ditch with a beer bottle leaning on its base.

Dumb motherfuckers.

Have your attorney use jason@porkjerky.com when making good on your threats to sue me for being an asshole. Of course, the same guy who handled your back child support and DUI cases probably isn't the best representation in this civil matter.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.