There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.

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Todd Webb

Foristell, MO

As a child Todd Webb always dreamed of someday striking out on his own and visiting the "big city", Foristell, MO. He constantly talked about seeing the bright lights of the TA truck stop, playing Tekken 2, and rumor had it that somewhere along Highway W there was a mystical place that served tacos as well as burgers--no questions asked.

Alas, he never quite made it to Mecca before rolling his Firebird and going thru that big Jack-in-The-Box Drive-Thru in the sky. But like many of our contestants here in life, he did get a consolation prize of a big wooden cross with a laminated picture on it.

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Yes, please do what you are thinking about doing. The address is jason@porkjerky.com. I can't have a 'Hate Mail From Dumbfucks' page without help from people like you.