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Todd Webb
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Memorial For Todd Webb

As a child Todd Webb always dreamed of someday striking out on his own and visiting the "big city", Foristell, MO. He constantly talked about seeing the bright lights of the TA truck stop, playing Tekken 2, and rumor had it that somewhere along Highway W there was a mystical place that served tacos as well as burgers--no questions asked.

Alas, he never quite made it to Mecca before rolling his Firebird and going thru that big Jack-in-The-Box Drive-Thru in the sky. But like many of our contestants here in life, he did get a consolation prize of a big wooden cross with a laminated picture on it.

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