There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Memorial For Todd Ryan

Todd Ryan:
Shitty Driving Jew Pioneer? Or Shitty-Driving Blasphemer?

At a quick glance you would think that this memorial is just a star of david--a nice change of pace from all those dead psuedo-christians. Upon closer inspection you see that Todd Ryan hedged his religious bets. That white strip in the middle is actually the vertical part of a cross. At the top of the star his name runs horizontally, which completes it.

So, Todd Ryan didn't want to piss of god, nor his son, if he has one. If only he could have somehow included Mohhamed, Buddha and David Koresh in there--then he would've been a shoe in for heaven. Or at least the next comet off this hell hole planet.

Direct all hate mail to jason@porkjerky.com and remember to attach naked pictures of your grandmother to guarantee a quick response. The more pink the better.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.