There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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I swear I'm in front of a roadside cross. I'm not so neurotic that I stop and take a snapshot in front of every wayward plastic flower bouquet, discarded pinwheel and randomly placed wreath hoping to fool you into thinking I'm in front of a roadside memorial. My hand on the Koran--there's an honest to goodness cross behind me--its got 2 perpendicular boards and everything.

You see the vertical one right? I know, it blends into that stop sign, but just to the left of my left arm there's a 6 foot piece of wood. Then almost at the height of my shoulders and right in the middle of that gray car's passenger window is the horizontal board. Now there wasn't a name so I can't produce a story to back up my claim, but I swear to John Wilkes Booth that's a cross.

I am one misspelling filled hate mail away from repenting, apologizing and giving my life over to christ. Send yours to jason@porkjerky.com. I am sure it will be the one.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.