There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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I can't find a story to confirm this, but I think the people who, and I quote, "We love you Jon" were guilted into putting up a cross for this Teresa lady. Look at the pic for a second and you will see she got the shit end of the crucifix: a fourth the flowers of Jon, a smaller cross, her name wasn't spray painted onto the guard rail like Jon's (very classy touch by the way), and no message of love, just stats--she was 34.

So that makes me think either Teresa was divorced from Jon's father who thought her a cunt, or she was pulling a Mrs. Robinson and Jon couldn't handle getting sucked off as he drove. Or both, it was in Calwood, MO after all.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.