There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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I found this cross just as the sun was setting, casting a long, golden hue, a sort of a beacon from heaven, upon this cross and the nearby debris in the ditched they shared. The shadow of the memorial arced across the entire road acting as a sort of bridge to an unknown destination. A truly apt metaphor. As the cars and billboards were turning on their lights to aid that beautiful dusk light, I caught a whiff of those pungent plastic flowers atop the memorial, saw the moldy yet beautiful picture lashed to it and was inspired to poetry:

There once was a horrible driver from Nantucket.
Who saw a cow on the side of the road in Walls, MS and wanted to fuck it.
She screeched to a stop.
But her tires went 'pop'.
Man she loved rubbing alcohol, but maybe that last one, she shouldn't have drunk it.

God's speed my good lady. God's speed.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.