There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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This is it. This is the one. This is the single photo that captures roadside crosses perfectly. God damn thats a good shot. It's perfect--it speaks for itself (yet, I drone on). If you can only remember one photo, this is the one. Copy it off my site, use it as you want, pass it around to whomever. You don't have to pay me, you don't have to give me credit, no need to say you got it at porkjerky.com. Just pass it around it people you know and enjoy a great laugh and some art on me.

Even the story is pretty good. While shittily driving without her seatbelt, Sherry Canada tried to pass someone, but ran off the road. To atone for her incorrect driving, she tried to make it up all at once and overcorrected. Car rolls, Sherry gets ejected, trash is thrown at the site for a memorial, retard gets picture taken and the circle of life completes.

Jesus christ thats a good photo. It's pictures like this that make me proud to bang the camera lady. I don't know if she saw the truck coming or just got lucky, but let me tell you this--she sure has huge tits. God thats a good fucking picture.

As openly a callous prick that I am, it amazes me that people still overestimate my ability to care or think that I value their opinions. Prove me right at jason@porkjerky.com.
There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.