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Memorial For Mama

Like so many before her, at the intersection of Casino Way and Casino Strip, in Tunica, MS; Mama's luck ended when she crapped out in her game of life. The guide cards they sell you in the gift shop won't tell you this, but unlike a 12 against a dealer's 2, you should always stay on yield signs against oncoming traffic, no matter what your gut instinct or the chain smoking drunk to your right tells you.

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