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If you're ever in Memphis and want to see a famous and tacky memorial to a man simply known by one name, I highly suggest you kill yourself and take as many Memphicans with you as you can. But if you insist and you're missing a hubcap, then let me recommend that you take I-55 north and stop by this simple yet kitchy tribute to a man many (or at least someone with 2 white boards, some nails and a reflector) affectionately refer to as "Larry". He may not be the king of rock and roll, but at least he's dead.

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You're 100% right--Violence solves a lot of problems. Of course its best to first threaten and graphically explain said violence. Use jason@porkjerky.com to start the process on me.