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Here's a twist to all the shitty driving teen stories I find. While a shitty driver and a teen were involved, they weren't one in the same. Turns out that 54 year olds can be just as lethal to teenagers as the old farts say they are to them.

Here's the story: On 6/3/2002 William Cox decided to break with tradition and be on the giving end of a fatality accident involving a teen. Near Orrick, MO on Highway 210, Cox crossed the median and ended the life of Jeffery Alan Good who was, as is the fashion with kids these days, driving in the correct lane. Not breaking with tradition though, the person who crossed the median, William Cox, lived. Refreshing.

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