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Perfect. Irvin Stutsman's memorial should be your guide when your loved one gets run over by an 18-wheeler. Weather beaten garland. Mildewing plastic flowers. A broken hubcap in a litter filled ditch. The only thing missing is a shit-for-brains standing around with a thumb up his... No wait, they even got that. Good job.

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