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The great thing about Warrenton, MO is that they put all the local attractions within feet of each other. In 7 seconds I was able to hit all the main tourist spots--the Warrenton River Walkway (pictured between my legs), Chris's cross (the daddy mack will make you jump jump (or is that the mack daddy?--I always get it backwards (man I crack my shit up))), the landfill, and the Big Dogs' Sportswear Adopt-A-Highway sign.

Keep up the good work Big Dogs.

I'm surprised no one has thought of your excellent idea before. Sending a profanity filled email to jason@porkjerky.com wishing death upon me will definitely change my holocaustal ways.