There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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My parents always try to explain to my youngest sister that she wasn't an accident. Even though she was born quite a few years after my next youngest sibling. She was just a gift they didn't know they wanted yet. An unexpected blessing. An abortion they waited to long for. A miracle sent from heaven.

I think they think she buys it too.

Without the transparent regret and over compensating lip service, that is how I truly feel about this memorial. It wasn't what I was expecting or hoping for, but I'm sure glad I found it. When I was getting out of the car to have my picture taken, I thought, hoped and prayed that this was my fantasy memorial site--one that had a cross for someone who died in a car wreck, then another cross for someone who died while putting up the first person's cross. Since day 1 that has been my dream with this (if you know of one, let me know jason@porkjerky.com). I even took 2 pictures, this one, and then one with me beside the one in the foreground so I could make 2 posts for it.

Not unfortunately, I was wrong. Despite the crosses being awkwardly distant from each other, they are the result of only 1 crash. And I found out the reason for the awkward distant which turned out to be the gift I didn't know I wanted:

At 3 in the morning on 1/12/2005, University, MO police officer Stephen Bastean hit Bridgeton, MO police officer Scott Armstrong head-on in Bridgeton, MO on I-370.

Have you done the math? Head-on collisions on the interstate don't just happen. That's right, one little piggie was going wee wee wee all the wrong way home after a night of drinking.

Four hours before he was supposed to be on duty, Stephen Bastean had a blood alcohol content of .188 and was speeding after pulling a U-turn on the highway. Sober and on-duty, Officer Armstrong was driving behind an 18 wheeler who veered out of Bastean's path leaving Armstrong and Bastean to collide.

So, while it was more something a pre-sell-out Ice-T had hoped for, these 2 crosses turned out to be for an accident that was better than I could have imagined.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.