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Glory be. I have seen the mountaintop and times are a changing my brothers and sisters. Hallelujah, Hallelujah. We have a long way to go, but overcome we shall. Praise be to Jesus. Can I get an amen?

Its been a long climb for us, but the white community now has its OJ to rally around. For the last 20 years it seemed like only black ex-football players got to be responsible for white womens' deaths and get away virtually scot-free. But the yoke of not winning a Heisman is being cast off and the judicial system is nowing judging men by not by the color of their skin, but the content of their NFL careers. All glory unto god. Amen. First we elect the 43rd white man to be president and now wrist slap justice is turning in our favor. Glory, glory hallelujah.

On 6/27/2009 Marilyn Lee Walters was heading east on US 40 highway in Blue Springs, MO and former Kansas City Chief offensive lineman Richard Baldinger was heading north on an intersecting road. He failed to stop at a stop sign and rammed the car Walters was a passenger in. She later died at a hospital and got a shitty cross near the highway. He later plead guilty to a misdeamor traffic violation and got a suspended sentence, 100 hours community service and probation.

My ivory brothers and sisters, we still have a long way to go though. While our race are making gains on their darker professional athelte brethern, Baldinger is still a distant second to a black man when it comes to worst Kansas City Chiefs driver ever. Dead, shitty-driving, non-pulling-out, piece-of-shit Derrick Thomas holds that distinction as well as being the one who founded The Third and Long Foundation, which is where Baldinger performed his community service.

Personal Note: I would like to apologize to Javon Belcher. I wrote the above about a month before you offed your baby's mama and yourself and didn't feel like going back and rewriting it to include how much of a piece of shit you are. Also, I felt doing so would undermine how much I wanted to get across the point that Derrick Thomas was the biggest piece of shit ever to be a Kansas City Chief--a belief I still stand behind despite your murder-suicide. So again, sorry Javon, but nice try.

I'm surprised no one has thought of your excellent idea before. Sending a profanity filled email to jason@porkjerky.com wishing death upon me will definitely change my holocaustal ways.