There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Not to show too much of my age, but the first TV remote I used wasn't wireless, to me 'regular gasoline' refers to something no longer legal, the first porno I beat off to had chicks with hair on their cunts, and when I got my driver's license there were 2 Germanies. So, pardon my old-man ignorance when I ask this, but how'd they do that?

It looks like they printed his name directly onto the cross. Kodachrome me impressed.

For 5 minutes I stood by and marveled at that cocksucker. It wasn't done by stencil. It couldn't have been just done by hand. It wasn't one huge transparent sticker. They must have sent that whole board through some sort of printer. Shitty roadside memorial technology is growing by leaps and bounds.

And unlike leaded gasoline, shitty roadside memorial making won't ever become obsolete. Even when motorcycles start running on solar power, hydrogen, farts or flux compacitors, there will always be shitty drivers like Chad M. Taylor running them off the road into road signs and killing themselves in the wee hours of the morning necessitating whatever technology the future brings us to make roadside crosses.

And as long as I have flash bulbs for my Polaroid, I will be there getting my picture taken.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.