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I love crosses with seasonal themes. Especially when its April and I'm standing beside a cross decked out in garland, a big red christmas wreath bow and a plastic poinsettia plant at my feet. Normally I feel pretty god damn festive stomping thru some shitty roadside cross, but this one truly filled me with the holiday spirit.

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