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How fucking disrespectful can you be? Here I am busting my balls trying to shit on the memory of peoples' loved ones and along come two random fucks who simply take pictures
of crosses and upload them to flickr. No well-researched back story. No biting commentary. No altruistic purpose.
Oh sure, you can find a picture of Nancy Waller's memorial on John and Keturah's photostream
on flickr. They definitely beat me to her cross by a few months and give a vague location of it. But that's all those half-asses did.
Where's the wit? Where's the supporting reference material? Where's the narcissistic self-deprecation? Where's the insightfully profound social commentary? Where's the
redheaded retard waving like a yokel?
Only on porkjerky.com that's where. To them, roadside crosses are just like arranged fruit, sunsets and old barns--they're
simple subjects of trite photographs. To them there is no story; the image is a geometrical point--no beginning, no end, no heighth, no length and definitely no depth. What they saw is
what you get. Push the button on that camera, upload and they're done.
You'd never know that Nancy Waller died on 10/26/2004 in Boonevill, MO. Oh,
you'd see the cross, but you'd have no clue that the whole reason it existed was because she crossed the median and ate it under an 18 wheeler. You can forget about finding
a link to the article which supports those claims too. And don't even get me started
on the absence of a bloated faggot who looks like he just beat off into that wreath in their attempt to chronicle Nancy Waller's memorial.
Now that's the narcissistic self-deprecation you've come to expect with your cross pics.
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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.