There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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Now here's a story of a newspaper I divorced a long time ago--that shitty rag The Kansas City Star. If your a business and need a press release inserted into a paper as an article, the Star is your rag. If you want to know half about a story and then have no one ever follow up on it, read the Star. If you know a person's name, date of birth, date of death and exact location of the accident that killed them but only want an obituary and not even 2 sentences worth of a story, the Star will not dissappoint you.

I know everything except the bitch's driver license number, but all I found for Stephanie Anne Gray was an obituary telling of a tragic wreck that she was involved in.

KC Star, may your death be as quick, unreported and shittily memorialized as Stephanie's.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.