There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.
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This is how shitty my high school was: The band had the most championship banners hanging up in our gym. So, let me tell you, I know what loser band geeks with misinflated egos are like. Not cool. Oh sure daddy can buy you a Camaro, and you can have your pick of the hottiest fatty in school to take to the prom. But please, you're still a band loser and traffic laws still apply to you.

Just because you're in the drum orchestra, just because you have a boss ride, just because you're Caleb Bishop and just because your racing to play in some shitty production of 'Meet Me In St. Louis', doesn't mean you can veer into oncoming traffic.

Don't even get me started on those fucking pi memorizing pieces of shit nerds or the Track and Field faggots.

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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.