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I had a great 8th grade Social Studies teacher. I still remember the unconventional, yet effective way he taught me about the U.S. electoral process. He had me go to the broom closet, get undressed, he came in, lubed me up with mop water, broke a load off in my ass, used my underwear to wipe us both off, threatened to kill me if I ever told anyone and concluded the civics lesson with '...and that's how the democratic process of voting works in America'.

Complete and submit the above form and you will be presented with a letter addressed to the official in charge of voting in your state. Beneath it will be a variety of options for actually sending it in. No fucking shit. It worked for me.

* Poop, fart and hackneyed political jokes aside, this really fucking works.
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There I was, titty fucking some random skank's nipples off, wondering if that was enough or if I needed to do something else completely pointless for breast cancer. If only there was a gesture equally as empty as wearing a pink bracelet or having a bake sale or throwing a magnetic ribbon on my car or walking with a herd of heifers for 5 kilometers. Something that would show my hollow support without taking any actual effort nor furthering the cause in any real way. Then it hit me like a ton of boobs. This and every October, porkjerky.com will go pink as a lip service tribute to breast cancer. Please follow my magnanimous example and do something meaninglessly worthless that doesn't require any real effort on your part for this great cause. Believe me when I say, it should be the least we can do.