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Urban Area Indicator
Jason Behind The Lens
Porkjerky.com Debt Program
Dirty Freaking Jokes
Anti-Spam Spam
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
Here's Some Fucking Prose
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 Magnus Opus 
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A lot of visionary virtuosos have contributed amazing compositions: My Sharona,
Stray Cat Blues, Don't Stand So Close To Me, Brown Sugar, |
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Young Girl, Almost Grown, Sweet Little 16, Girl You'll Be A Woman
Soon, Christine Sixteen, Hot Child In The City, Wrong Way,
Fourteen and even Jailbait. |
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But in a category filled with a multitude of melodic masterpieces, |
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Into The Night is hands down, the most beautiful statutory rape ballad. |
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More Pithy Verse, Sardonic Arphorisms...
And Other Fancy Sounding Fucking
Shit
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