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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
Here's Some Fucking Prose
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Nineteen Oh Fucking Seven. |
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Color photography was commercially available: Not theorized, not invented; commercially available in 1907.
So today, 117 years later; your black & white photography is finished. Everyone is
onto your bullshit and nobody is impressed. |
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Monochrome images of old barns? Colorless windowscapes? Fields of crops, naked chicks reclining, rusted
cars and all other trite bullshit in grayscale? It's all fucking over. Turn on the color or don't take
a god damn picture. No more unearned style points for a lesser achievement you talentless, derivative
cocksucking hacks. Stop thinking you're getting extra credit for black and white. |
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All you are doing is announcing to the world 'My bar is lower than average. Please don't judge
me against people with actual artistic talent, but praise me for just participating'. Put down your
clove cigarettes, turn your baseball cap right-side around, shave that fucking stupid soul patch goatee
and quit taking your fucked-out photos. |
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More Pithy Verse, Sardonic Arphorisms...
And Other Fancy Sounding Fucking
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