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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
Here's Some Fucking Prose
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Last night I gazed into the sky and had my mind completely blown. It wasn't when I focused on a single dot
of light and tried to comprehend the distance and speed that speck of brightness had to travel. |
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Nor was it when I attempted to fathom the eons of evolution required so that I had an optic nerve and visual
cortex to even perceive those interstellar photons. |
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I was still fine when I realized it wasn't a star, but a plane. And while trying to wrap my mind
around how a 60 ton hunk of metal was lofted into the air by a 100 year old trick of physics I
realized something beyond any human's capacity for understanding... |
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On that plane, cruising at 600 mph and 10,000 feet above an Earth that didn't even exist when light was
created; was a 346 pound cunt from Cleveland taking a shit while playing Candy Crush and
humming 'Shake It Off'. |
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