porkjerky plogRevenge, Best Served Steaming
I went to the zoo to see the ape pit Chimp, I don’t like what your tossing one bit I crapped in my hand Took aim, wound up and In his mouth. Damn dirty Ape ate my shit.
For My Own Good
An abusive turd was in my patootie A bad relationship, me and that doodie It scratched, scraped and clawed I grimaced and bawled It said it only did that cause it loved me.
Ballad Of The Brown Eye
There once was a huge turd in my rear Little brown bitch was going nowhere I got super pissed Grabbed it with my fist Pulled liked hell….until I felt a tear
Another Crappy Limerick
There once was a turd in my bottom He wanted to stay, but I fought him After hours of strain The beast finally slain Now to stop bleeding from my rectum
Ode To My Poo
I once put a P’zone in my gut, Never made it out of Pizza Hut, Ass barely on the pot, When out molten shit shot, All that from one small hole in my butt?
