Another Crappy Limerick

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January 30, 2009

There once was a turd in my bottom He wanted to stay, but I fought him     After hours of strain     The beast finally slain Now to stop bleeding from my rectum

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Just once I want a news report about the hundreds of thousands of us who accidentlessly drive home drunk every night.
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