Ode To My Poo

I once put a P’zone in my gut, Never made it out of Pizza Hut,     Ass barely on the pot,     When out molten shit shot, All that from one small hole in my butt?

Any guy with 1 working testicle and a cock capable of getting hard can make a baby. But to truly earn the title of "Father" you must do the responsible thing and take a DNA test and have your paycheck garnished for child support.